Le Mussee.
24/01/2009
Hell yeah. That's french. For "The Museum" Of Cardiff, for example. I actully went there today. Saw a nice room, full of little lights and a H-U-G-E 3-wall TV. But no, it had to be in the name of education. No Sky+ for this museum. But hey, it was okay. The giant mammoths MOVED. Like, OMFG*.
Apres Ca, je aller au McDo avec mon pere et ma soeur, et je mange au hamburger et des frites. C'est super!
After That, I go to McDonalds with my Dad and my Sister, and I eat a burger and chips. It is super.Again, my french talents shine. :)
Apres ca, je aller en maison de mes grandparents. C'est ennyeux!
After that, I go in my grandparent's house. It's boring!Apres ca en fois, je aller en maison de ma tante. C'est ok.
After that again, I go to my Aunt's house. It's okay.I'm Great, right?
-J x
*Oh My Franking Gerard.
Labels: Aunty, Dad, French, McDonalds, Oh My Franking Gerard, Sister
Juiced 8:27 am
Bwugsy.
22/01/2009
Yes, that wasn't a typo.
It was my typed-New-Yorkian accent.
I've gotta learn it for the Bugsy Malone play that I might be in.
MIGHT.
But for now, I have to try the part of Blousey Brown, with the whole;
"Hot headed Bugsy, Makes his mind up,
If you mess with Bugsy, You'll wind up,
Wishing you'd left well enough alone,
He's a man, a mountain, a rolling stone.
And will he leave you sad and lonely,
Crying - I couldn't say - But it's known,
That everybody loves that man - Bugsy Malone."
Part.
In that accent.
I suppose i'm okay.
Not looking forward to auditions, though. :/
-J x
Labels: Accent, Acting, Auditions, Blousey Brown, Bugsy Malone, Drama
Juiced 10:16 am
Makeshift FlapJacks.
We're trying to make Flapjacks.
Yeah.
Right now, i'm supposed to be stirring.
But hey.
We're mixing Porridge, chocolate and golden syrup. Sound yummy? Yeah. I suppose I'm cheif taster around here, should be fun. :)
I'll blog after I tried it. :)
-J x
Labels: Blog, Chocolate, Flapjack, Golden Syrup, Porridge, Yummy
Juiced 10:09 am
Me New Jackeet.
It's finally arrived!
My My Chem Hoodie!
I think it's a men's though..
But hey, it's MCR-y, right?
So yeah.
Chuffed.
-J x
Labels: Hoodie, MCR, My Chemical Romance
Juiced 9:55 am
eBay!!
21/01/2009
My eBay My Chemical Romance Together Hoodie is coming soooooon!
If that meant complete gibbirish to you, read on. If not, skip to the big exclamiation marks.
eBay is a site where people buy and sell things over the internet.
My Chemical Romance is a kick-ass band.
A Together Hoodie is a type of My Chemical Romance Hoodie.
It should be coming in the post soon.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT!
It's a small.
I am not a particularly "Small" person.
The mesurements are okay.
And Rhiannon's, which is a large, makes me look like a gangsta.
But I can't help but worry...
-J x
Labels: eBay, Gangsta, Hoodie, My Chemical Romance, Rhiannon
Juiced 11:39 am
Starbucks Interior
I promised in a past blog that i would explain.
In Tech, we are making "Mechaniods"
In a nutshell, they are Walking/Jumping objects made out of various things that you find in a technology workshop.
Mine is called Deirdre. And
he is a Black dinosaur with lime green spikes and red circular cheeks and a red pipe clean stuck in a curvy 'w' shape as a mouth, and googly eyes. He also jumps.
But no.
Because weeks of work is simply not enough for Mr.W. No, we have to do
months of it.
So he decided to make us do a Base aswell.
A square floor and 2 other square sides to make a corner, and design it with whatever we please.
Whereas most people went with a tacky-looking paint job and some pipe-cleaners or squishy fabric, I had to go totally overboard with this:
Imagine A small, thick square base, with two sides with curved edges on the outside corners.
Imagine Print-outs out the inside of Starbucks on said sides.
Imagine Print-outs of Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mickey Way, Ray Toro, Bob Bryar, Carslile Cullen, Esme Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, Alice Cullen, Emmett Cullen, and Edward Cullen stuck on, with starbucks cups glued to their papery hands.
Now Imagine Deirdre standing there.
:)
-J x
Labels: Cullen, Deirdre, Dinosaur, Hale, Mr W, My Chemical Romance
Juiced 10:47 am
My Money
It all started a long, long time ago... (2 days ago)
Tyler: Hey Jamie, Wanna make some money?
Jamie: Hell Yeah!
Tyler: Okay, go in the Canteen and buy me a Chicken Tikka qRoll.
*Hands Over Money*Jamie: How much we talking here?
Tyler: 10p?
Jamie: 70 and we'll call it quits.
Tyler: I'll give it to you tommorow.
Jamie: I want a 10p Deposit.
*Hands over 10p Deposit*Jamie: Okay.
*Jamie waits 15 mins in the line*Jamie: Chicken Tikka Roll Please.
Afro The Dinner Lady: Okay.
*Gives Jamie Roll**Jamie Gives Afro Money**Goes Back to Tyler*The Next Day...
Jamie: I Want My Money.
Tyler: I haven't got it!
Jamie: Gimme my money, kid!
*Puts Pretend Gun To Tyler's head*Jamie: Money. Now.
Tyler: I haven't got any money!
Jamie: MATT!!!
Matt: Hey.
Jamie: Matt, my Midget Maffia Man, Tyler didn't give me my money.
*Matt chases Tyler*Jamie: I want my money, Tyler!
The Next Day...
Jamie: MATT!
Matt: Hi.
Jamie: Has Tyler got my money?
Matt: Wait a min.
*Matt runs spaz-tastically towards Tyler**Tyler runs girl-tastically towards Jamie*Tyler: Have your money! Just get Matt off me!
Jamie: Thanks.
*Matt clings to Tyler's leg**Jamie walks off*Jamie: Lalalala...
-J x
Labels: Afro, Chicken, Gun, Jamie, Mafia, Matt, Money, Roll, Tyler
Juiced 10:29 am
Guess Who's Back?
So yeah, I'm Back.
After a whole 12-ish hours, i'm blogging again.
Today wasn't that bad.
Some Matey problemos, but i think i've sorted them out.
I told Mum about the CMP*.
Told Rhiannon about Teh Blog.
No Internet Connection, though. :(
Got my money off Tyler. I'll explain in a later blog.
Matt (Midget Mate), tried to steal my umbrella.
I got 19/20 In my English Essay.
Did a stupid Geog Exam. (I like the word Exam - sounds harder than "test".)
Got 20/20 in my R.E Spelling
Exam.
Felt guilty about said R.E. Exam, because all the words were on the walls.
Seriously considered suicide in Maths.
Broke out of my Coffee-Pasta-Muffin routine in favour of a Pizza.
Figured out the Poem thingy before most people.
Laughed at Liam's very fluent Scottish accent.
Watched Leah grab Luke's Neck.
Got seriously worried about Jess' "Unusuall" (Not really) Behaviour **.
Half-Made my Starbucks Interior***.
Said "What a Retard" about 70+ times.
Got super annoyed at the goddamned rain.
Caught the bus.
So yeah.
Not that busy really...
-J
* = Chinese Midget Pandama.
** = Can't say too much because my Little Sister is right next to me, and I don't want to give her nightmares.
*** = I'll explain in a later blog...
Labels: Busy, Chinese, English, Essay, Exam, Geography, Jess, Liam, Luke, Matt, Money, Mum, Pandana, R.E., Rain, Retard, Rhiannon, Starbucks, Tyler, Umbrella
Juiced 10:12 am
Toodles All
20/01/2009
Toodles.
Who says that?
MEEEE! *Grins stupidly*
Go figure.
-J x
Labels: Me, Toodles
Juiced 12:12 pm
Jasper + ToFro.
You must've seen it.
Jasper Hale, (Twilight Film :D)
Ray Toro (My Chemical Romance Guitarist)
The lips, the 'Fro (almost), the ability to change feelings (Tofro's guitar solos can make me cry.).
Like, Oh My Franking Gerard!
Is Jasper just a clone of ToFro?
Is ToFro a vampire in disguise?
These are the questions that keep me up at night. (And Triniti Screaming.) (And the christmas lights that house STILL hasn't taken down.)
-J x
Labels: Christmas, Clone, Hale, Jasper, My Chemical Romance, Oh My Franking Gerardm, Ray, ToFro, Toro, Triniti, Twilight, Vampire
Juiced 12:02 pm
Hi Morgan.
My first freaking visit!
ILY Morgy!
Btw, Hi.
Labels: Hi, ILY, Morgan
Juiced 12:00 pm
Oh Nooooooooo!
I was going to Blog more, to tell you about something.
But i forgot.
Damn.
What can I blog about now?
Hmm? Hmm?
-J x
Labels: Blog, Damn, Forgot
Juiced 11:54 am
Again! Again! Again!
And thus, I feel i must tell you guys about the Coffee Incident today.
I had coffee.
Kayla spilt half of my coffee.
I spilt the other half of my coffee on Kayla.
I forced her (And Rhiannon) to get me another coffee.
They got me another coffee.
I drank the majority of that coffee.
I ran around alot to save my coffee from Kayla.
I almost puked.
So yeah.
-J x
Labels: Coffee, Kayla, Puke, Rhiannon
Juiced 11:51 am
Again! Again!
Hellooooo. Again.
Within 30 seconds i'm blogging again.
I can feel an obsessive-compulsive disorder evolving here...
Nothing
actully has happened yet, 'cept me adding the site name to my MSN. (Chea, i'm that sad.)
Shall I tell the story of Chinese Midget Pandanas?
I shall!
It all started a long, long time ago, (yesterday)
Me, Tyler and Rhiannon had got bored of the "What would you do if there was a zombie apocolipse (?) right now? (We came to the conclusion: Run and live in Gregg's)" thing, And Tyler said he was going to China. We talked for a while about me knocking out some other girl going with him, and dying my hair (again), shrinking, ect.
Then he asked, "What do you want me to bring back for you?"
Rhiannon said, "Tokio Hotel!"
I said, "Edward! No, a winning lottery ticket! No, a Panda! No, a Llama! No, A chinese Midget! No, ALL OF THEM!"
Tyler came to the conclusion, "So, you want a Vampire, tonnes of cash, and a Chinese Midget Pandana."
"Hell yeah!" I said.
After later discussing what a Chinese Midget Pandana actully
was, we decided it was an extremlly (?) small Llama, with Panda-like fur (or just painted Panda), with (please don't be offended) the famous (i think) Chinese eyes. And it likes Noodles.
So yeah.
-J x
Labels: Chinese, Gregg's, Midget, Pandana, Rhiannon, Tyler, Zombie
Juiced 11:40 am
Let's start the Goddamned thing..
So.. Hi.Hmm..So.Today.Not bad, I was "Pupil Receptionist" Which involves missing my French test, but running around after Idiot teachers who can't be bothered to do it themselves.Worse - I was with Brad. Yeah, that Brad that I seriously fancied throughout all of Year 7. Now that was awkward. (If that's how it's spelt?)'Part from that, today was okay. Okayy. On signs the boy who I have a major crush on this year.. (Via MSN, btw.)Hmm, Do I sign in? Or stay appearing offline... What the Hell.Hey, this is fun! (lol)So..That's about it for now :)Might add more tomorrow. -J xLabels: awkward, Brad, First, MSN, Pupil receptionist
Juiced 11:30 am
