Some Romance to darken your day :3
14/02/2009
Yuppers, i have the Desolation row on my Sidebar here, Under all the "About me, followers, blog archives" crap.
Yay!
But it only shows half.. :[
Take a look at Frankie :p ing to the guy right at the end.
That kid cracks me up :3
-J x
Labels: Desolation Row, MCR, My Chemical Romance
Juiced 11:27 am
Private Peaceful.
Okay, i normally tend to keep my Nerdy self from entering my blog, but hey.
I read the last bit of Private Peaceful today.
And cried.
Che-yeah.
It was an awesome book, considering it was pretty historical.
We've got to read it in year 10 or something, so i suppose i just saved myself some time.
Okay, i'm freaking you guys out now..
So, Cheesey the Ruler Part 4 is coming out SOON! :]
Labels: Blog, Book, Cheesey, History, Nerdy
Juiced 4:39 am
My Motto
"It's Not Litter If The Birds Eat It!"
-J x
Labels: Bird, Litter, Motto
Juiced 4:39 am
MCR & Me :]
11/02/2009
Here is the proof, kids.
Click the picture to enlarge it.
-J x
Labels: Jamie, MCR
Juiced 11:02 am
The Adventures of Cheesey The Ruler Part 3
Love was in the air for Jamie's inanimate objects, and Steve and Cheesey were getting married. :]
Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were out on their honeymoon in the PE Department, having fun watching the retarded year 7s play basketball.
Tyler was to hold the ceremony, and, at first, Cheesey was slightly worried. But, over the days, Cheesey started to like Tyler. Yay.
Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were expected to attend the wedding, but, when Cheesey went to their room to give them their Bride's Bag Dresses, they were nowhere to be found!
Cheesey told Steve, but he assured Cheesey that they'd be back on time, because they're cool like that.
Cheesey beleived Steve, and the hugged. (aww!)
The next day, Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were STILL missing, and the wedding was only the next day!
Steve and Cheesey went to investigate, and found a terrible note!
Deer Chiisi and Stev.
I vil kiwl yoh if yoh mawwy eash ova.
I am a Jew and it iz nott my relijon to let gais mawwy!
Bad Chiisi!
Tuwn strayt and Stev wont dii and yoh mite get howbow bag and keylersbag back.
Ba ha ha ha ha!
Pee es: say hi to Jaymee for me!
Cheesey and Steve were shivering with terror as the Jewish 3-year-old's letter sat in their hands. Granted, the Jew had very nice hand-writing.
Handwriting that looked horribly familiar!
With a jolt, Cheesey realized who the writer was!
It was none other than Craig B!
Steve and Cheesey found it very hard to sleep that night, for 3 reasons:
1. Cheesey had gained several pounds which made his PJs uncomfy.
2. Nina's snoring was very loud.
3. There was a homosidle baby Jew trying to kill them!
But eventailly, they fell asleep.
The next day, STEVE WASN'T THERE!
"IT WAS THE JEW!" Screamed Cheesey.
Jamie and Tyler came to look, and suddenly, Tyler broke down.
"I'm. So. Sorry! It's not my fault i'm a Jew! My mum told me that if i wasn't, she'd take away my phone! I can't help it! Have Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag!" He thrust a small potato sack to Cheesey.
"What about Steve?" Cheesey asked through sobs.
"No Idea!" Tyler said honestly.
Jamie felt rather left out from this conversation, so wandered around the room, then settled on lying on the floor, for no particular reason.
She looked under the hotel bed, only to find Steve under it, with tape all over his mouth!
After Jamie had Steve back to normal, he said, "Craig did it! HE DID IT!"
"But i wrote the letter!" said Tyler. "I framed Craig!"
They all stared, lost in thought, at the door.
Then, suddenly, it opened, revealing none other than Craig himself!
"Uh. Hi." he said, seeing everyone giving him evils.
"Oh. Right. Well, My Pen, NoName, had a crush on Steve, and wouldn't go out with my Pencil, NoName! I just had to get rid of Steve! And I would've done it if it wern't for you meddling inanimate objects, and your Dumb Blonde!"
So they attacked Craig, and Tyler's mum.
And the wedding went off without a hitch.
:]
-J x
Labels: Cheesey, Craig, Hobo Bag, Jamie, Kaylasbag, Steve, Tyler, Wedding
Juiced 10:12 am
Morgan is awesome.
09/02/2009
Morgan is beautiful.
Morgan is kind.
Morgan is friendly.
Morgan is funny.
Morgan is holding me at gunpoint.
-J x
Juiced 11:34 am
An Update on MCR.
08/02/2009
Gerard's hair looks better than ever. (YAY!)
Frankie has a moustache and greasey-looking, shoulder-lenght hair. (WHY FRANKIE? WH-H-HY?!)
Bob's beard is clearer than ever. (BEARD BONUS NOW, KERRANG?)
Ray's ToFro has grown - It's a triangle on his head! (SHOCK SHOCK HORROR!)
Mickey is trying to hard to fit in with the whole "Emo" image of the band. (BE YOURSELF, GODDAMNIT!)
Gerard - Keep your awesome hair.
Frankie - Loose your crap-tastic hair and 'stache.
Bob - Keep the beard at that length.
Ray - Cut the Afro, so it's remotely afro-ish.
Mickey - Wear glasses again, dude!
-J x
Labels: Afro, beard, glasses, Hair, moustache, My Chemical Romance
Juiced 11:36 am
Me & Tyler's Guide To Surviving The Credit Crunch.
Credit Crunch getting you down?
Well, no worries, because Jamie and Tyler are here to help!
With our fool-proof plan, we guarentee you being as poor as Hobo Bag!
Step 1: Quit Job.
Step 2: Adopt a few hundred kids. (This enables you to have money from the government - more kids = more money!)
Step 3: When the kids get hungry or ill, sell them on eBay!
Note: If children threaten to tell Social Services, (Or throw a ham sandwich at you) scream "You're going on eBay first!" This normally leads to whimpering.
Continue until you're arrested. (Jail food is free!)
Jamie & Tyler's guide to beating the credit crunch, brought to you by;
Jamie & Tyler!
-J x
Labels: Credit crunch, eBay, Hobo Bag, Jamie, Kids, Tyler
Juiced 11:26 am
