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Getting 1st 3 George Nic books, bout 1-2 days after Easter
Newest JW 2-5 days after Easter.

But that's OKAY.

:]

I bought a Tee today.
Tis from New Look.
Tis a Muffin Tee.
Tis.
It also has the word "yummy" on it.
So yeah.
Be jelous. XP

I own.
Yay.
Off to watch it- again!

:P Rhiannon, :P.

So, i was reading a cereal packet, like you do, and i was on the side with the "Saun The Sheep" bookmark thing. What i saw made me LOL.
It was one of those cheapo-cut-out bookmarks that have stupid designs on them. This one was sporting Saun himself, reading a book. It said: "reading is far-m more fun with Saun!"
Now i see why many Kellogs workers commit suicide.
But it wasn't that that i LOLed at.
It was what was written underneath this cardboard rectangle:
Not suitable for children under 36 months, due to small parts.

XD
This bookmark was the width and height of the frikin' cereal box!
Oh man, this is WAY too rich.
(And yet, i'm still so poor..)

-J x

@ The bottom of my page, you will see my new pet, George!
Sometimes, George's spirit likes to leave his body and wander around my blog.
Can you see him?
Is he here?
Can you give us a sign, George??

Happy Birthday to you,
Say hi to Frankie too,
I made you a marshmallow army,
But i couldn't be bothered to mail them to you.

Lala!

Oh yeah, and 32 IS like the new 20.
FOR TREES
XD

I texted EVERYONE on my contacts list:

Rawr. Free weekend calls and texts- Yay! Text back.
-J x

I called Tyler twice. Once in my room, once outside Focus. we talked about Bimbo Ville (His town in My Sims) , Blue Skinnies, Keiran's dog, end such. Keiran was there too, and he said some bad words. Tut tut.

I called Danni when she was up Karen's.
We trued to get Triniti to talk, but all she would say was "apple".

I had a text-convo with Issabelle, talking about the Twilight movie's flaws.

Ect.

If you google Vintage Venom, you get a site for mustangs.
XD

My OCD of blogging has returned!
Go on, check the last 7-or-so posts.
They were all made within the next 30 seconds of each other.
Yesh, i'm back.
And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Bribe me, sure, i take coffee and Oreos.
But you cannot stop me!
NEVER!

I'ma go to the dentist today.
For MOULDINGS.
Eeek.
I have clay shoved in my mouth, then wax, then they tell me some crap about my due date for.. THE BRACES.
Oh dear. :/

It all started long, long ago.. (Friday)

We were in the yard.
I said, "I was thinking that i could take pictures on my phone of things and- Ooh! Flutterby!"
I then chases the flutterby untill it flew over the gate.
I think a bird ate it.
"...then i could tranfer it to eBay and sell all my sister's stuff."
Come back, flutterby. Come back!

TheSeventeenAgainfilmlooksgoodandIwouldliketoseeiteventhoughZacEfronisinitandI'mtypingthissofastbecauseotherwiseRhiannonwouldhuntmedownandkillme.

While we're at it, The monsters vs Aliens one looks good too. Ooh, 3D.. O.O

Daisy is always going on about how radtastical my blog is, so, meh, i'll give you her link:

Crap. Forgot. Sorry, Daisy.

The link is somewhere on this page..

*Sherlock Face*

This is pretty hard to explain.
Me & Rhiannon were discussing what would happen if My Chem split up.
The words "mass suicide" were used alot.
I made up an action to sum it up:
First, hold out wrist
Use other arm to make slicing motions across said wrist
Do said motions sloppily, kind of like a posh wave
screw up face
Go "uh huh huh huh"
In a whiney voice

And, Voila!

Cheesey Is, ATM, frozen in time in Greggs, facing Unnamed Zombie.
Audrey is dead on the floor, killed by zombies.
Chaudrey is hiding behind Cheesey.
Fredward is not in Cheesey's adventures, but is recovering from the P.E. Smell.
Unnamed Zombie shall be named soon!!

Also, me, Rhiannon & Tyler have discussed several plot threads for the next adventures. I think i'ma have to post one very soon, because the ideas are getting out of hand.
Such as:

• Cheesey goes to hell
• MCR Save Cheesey from Hell
• Cheesey goes to Heaven
• Cheesey commits suicide
• Cheesey becomes a serial Rapist

(The last one was Tyler's idea. He came up with some, err, actions to go with it. :/ )

But, never fear, because i will find a cleaner, more-far-fetched plot for you guys to enjoy. Stay tuned!

-J x

From Danni, natrually (sp??)
She's gone to Dad's for 3 days.
*sigh of content*

She shall have a ball pit and a bouncy castle and me.
On the 11th April.

11 Police Station
Middle-Of-Nowhere
France
1 4M LY1NG

Bring fun!

Ouch.

13 & afraid of growing up. Music lover & Fringe obsesser. Poptart, coffee, & Skittles enthusiast with a love of all things neon. Long black hair & awkward eyes, Skinny jeans & hairbows. Artistic & Lingustic. Just a freak pretending to be intellijunt.
Beware.

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