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07/11/2009
Because everyone on facebook is making a big deal of asking me who i fancy. Which is no-one in particular. I mean, not that i know the names of (that are un-celebrity). The kigh gig was full of fit guys. It was like a fringe + skinny jeans parade there. Amazing fringes. Amazing skinnies. Therefore; fit. xD But yeahh. There was that one kid that i couldn't figure out if he was good-looking or not. The one with the hat + the blonde on his check-shirted arm, Rhi. :/ But yeah, that is more or less it. Lewis is, let's face it, good-looking, but a complete and utter arsehole :D (Yes, when he said "you want some of this, don't you, Jame?" i did say "Hell yeah". But that doesn't count.) Lee is, as i put it "Uhhh..." and then "Uhhh...". But at the moment it's "Uhh..." which means, "Yeah, i should think he's mint, but in actual fact, he isn't." + everyone (except Aaron) knows i don't "like" Aaron anymore. :/ He cam eup to me in tech yesterday to say "You know you rock, don't you Jamie?" and i was just like, "Uhh... :/" So that leaves a grand total of no-one.
But for Rhiannon... Pff, it's not a secret anymore: Trent. He is being very nice about it all. Brad got a bit offended, i think. Awwww. How i would have envied her... In year 7. :S But yeah, Laurie told Chloe. Who told the whole world this side of the equator. Karma works in strange ways.
As for Daisy, she has gotten to 5 with Matt. Which i am allowed to say because anyone who would care is too utterly retarded to count, okay? But yeah, while i walked that 7-mile of motorway, i saw how cute they were together. Good luck to the both of you.
Tyler? He's seeing this kid who i thought was in year 7. But turns out she's in my year. Weird. She asked him out at lunch (Yeah, it is female.) I'm not sure how i am about this. I mean, good luck to them + shizz, but it's strange having your best guy mate declare undying love (more or less) to you, try to be "mature", and attatches themselves to you for a week, then doesn't talk to you, then is suddenly all over you again, then goes out with a strange year 7-cum-9-kid. Y'know? Confuzzlinnggg. But on the bright side, it leaves me single for the gig boys i am going to (In my cousin's friend's words,) "pull" when i get gorgeous. :D
I'm not sure about the other Rel` things going on, 'cause i don't care. Oh. Aled has a girlfriend, and therefore his hair has a girlfriend. Dammit. >:(
RHIANNON + GINGE + MAYBE TYLER: TELL ME ON THE LAST "X" WHAT GIG(S) YOU'LL BE GOING TO.
Juiced 2:09 pm
Possible Gigs: Rhiannon, Daisy, other stalkers.
You Me At Six: Where: Newport Center When: 10th March 2010 19:00 How much: £15 Other: 14+ (but i can lie.) Great idea for a birthday present if anyone happens to have a birthday around that time... Sample:
Kerrang! Relentless tour, including All Time Low, The Blackout, Young Guns, My Passion. Where: Cardiff Uni When: 29th Jan 2010 18:30 How much: £16.50 Other: 14+ (but i can lie.) All Time Low is the main reason i want to go. The other band's aren't bad. Kerrang! is well known for being epic. Samples: All Time Low: The Blackout: My Passion: Young Guns:
Feedback on the last "x" Anyone coming/thinking about it?
Juiced 11:38 am
Some freaky band names i just found:
06/11/2009
Sheep on Drugs Tigers On Vaseline AB/CD Mike TV (Formerly Pickled Dick) Let's Tea Party Cats and Cats and Cats The High Llamas Dope Stars Inc
Gig was ah-maz-ingggg! Waited outside for 2 hours, freezing cold + surrounded by really tall people. But then we got INSIDE. + after waiting about 10 mins, we got lead into a b-i-g room and ran to the barrier. Moshed out a bit to the support bands; Tiger Please + Attack! Attack!, for about 1-2 hours, then THEY came on. With beautiful Aled holding the beautiful mic with beautiful plastic flowers on. They began with "youngblood", then if was a jumble of mosh-mosh-moshing, Aled talking about sharing a shower with Attack! Attack! ("For the girls: we wore pants. For the boys: we did not wear pants. Then some 9-year-olds walked in."), Aled diving off the Amps, "I do not want a baby circle, i want a Daddy circle!", when a kid shouted at Aled to do "thriller" or something, Aled screaming "NO! YOU GET YOUR OWN BAND, GET UP HERE, AND COVER MICHAEL JACKSON!", A gazzillion pictures that i will post when i get my connector-thingy, Jumping up+down like fuck to "Dance All Night", "Give me what i want", and "Saturday", "Do-du-do-du-du-do"-ing with Aled, "Who wants my broken plastic flower?", some seriously freaky dance moves, and CHIPS. Jesus, it's addicting. I'm googling gigs as we speak. O___O
Juiced 12:02 pm
Lalalala... Uh?
04/11/2009
:| My sister believes that i am a "sicko" who's main aim in life is to hide her school uniform. Kid, if i wanted to do that, i'd hang it out the window.
Apart from that, today has been FUN. In, er, what was first? Uhh... Oh, Romeo + Juliet. Me & Rhiannon got the amazingness of sitting behind Lewis + Trent. Yeahh. Although Jess Chet kept looking at me funny. O__O Anyway, the kids screwed up 3 times, the drunk scene lasted FOREVER, + Juliet had a ladder in her tights. Some people actully cried. :L Oh, then we had English where Josh Edd declared that he, actully, did NOT have a cat with terrets (How the fuck do you spell that word?), and had been lying to me all year. Gee, thanks. Then we did fuck all in Break (i think), then went to Physics. We built bridges out of 6 peices of paper + a limited about of sellotape. "THE AMAZING T" won, with 40-ish newtons before it collapsed, whereas our bridge, "The Calzaghe Bridge 2 (Far better than the original)" came 2nd-to-last with a grand total of 5 Newtons. I insisted that this was only because it was called "The Calzaghe Bridge 2", but am still confident that it is better than the original. I also got a few pictures of sam wearing a bridge-hat that made it look like he had 3 tubes sticking out of his head. Amusing. Then History, where it was pretty cute that when i insisted on sitting in my normal place, the whole table (Tyler, Leah + Nathan) came to sit back in their normal seats like good tramps. Then Tyler weirdly asked me to look at him fully in the face, and made a show of then telling everyone else to. Confused but sort-of chuffed that he still hasn't forgotten that he's crazily in love with me (Bahahahahaaaa...), i watched him text "Hey sexy" and make minge-licking actions to Morgan. Thanks. Then i hung with Shell + Becc while the rest of the kids were in Drama, then did Frenchy stuff in French.
THE END.
Juiced 12:01 pm
Yayayayayuayayayayyayyyy.
KIGH tomorrrowwwwww! My cuz` is coming with her friends from the OTHER SIDE OF THE CANTEEN. Apparently she's seen Aled in HMV with his MUM. AND HE HUGGED HER. SQUEE. Also, i'm blogging in school. Hi.
Juiced 12:23 am
Uh.
03/11/2009
Turns out the escape ladder just evaporated. I am not going to boarding school. :|
Juiced 10:50 am
Farewell all, i'm off to a boarding school!
Eh, maybe. My mum said that she can't handle me + Danni anymore and is considering sending us to boarding school, and that the fact that she doesn't love us hasn't got anything to do with it. And yes, she did say "and the fact that i don't love you hasn't got anything to do with it". I'm not sure whether this means she doesn't love us or is an idiot who cannot understand the english language. The first is more probably but the second is also extremelly likely. Anywayyyyy. Bad points: I will not get an education, and fail all my GCSEs. (Pfff, like i was going to pass anyway) I will never again see Rhiannon, Daisy, or.... Those other people. I will never, ever, ever see Lee's six-pack again. (Yes, it was likley i wasn't going to see it again anyway, but...) I will not be able to get my lip peircing in Blue Banana with Rhiannon. I will not have all the strange-but-funny teachers i have here. I will probably not be able to say "Yo, Sir!" when i walk into form. I will constantly be reminded of the TOP SECRET story my mum told me long ago and run away from anyone Irish or Scottish. I probably won't get away with listening to music in Maths. I will probably never see my younger siblings who would have replaced me. I will not be able to make fun of the New bridge that popped up. I will not be able to joke about Pant, Sainsbury Terrorists, Chinese Midget Pandamas, Zombie apocolipses, Greggs, Cheesey the Ruler, Josh's Kipper, ect,ect,ect. I will be frowned upon in the general society of board-ness. I will instantly be forgotten.
On the up side: Whooo! Possibility of fit boys and getting away from this hell-hole!
Therefore, the goods outweigh the bads and i am looking forward to making my mum's life hell in order to get into a boarding school a few million miles away from here. Bye!
PS. My sister called my mum Satan today.
Juiced 10:14 am
bamit'sJamie:
13 & afraid of growing up. Music lover & Fringe obsesser. Poptart, coffee, & Skittles enthusiast with a love of all things neon. Long black hair & awkward eyes, Skinny jeans & hairbows. Artistic&Lingustic. Just a freak pretending to be intellijunt.
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