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And i swear way too much.
:|

Which goes to show how useful going online at midnight can be.

You get a "Mega site of bible studies"
And if you google "Vintage Venom", you get a site for Mustangs.
O_____O

Mum said so.
what a bitch.
Oh, and Barry said some crap about me on here all the time and how i should get some fresh air.
And i was thinking, "Fuck you, racist fucking hobo."
I wish he was homosexual.
Then he could go live with a cow.
Who isn't my mum.
So i got all dressed to go out into the Ferns for the day, and maybe dead man's forest.
And mum was all like, "You can't fucking go out in this weather!"
Guess what?
It's fucking cloudless out there.

make that 5.

4 nosebluds and counting.
Yes, in 1 DAY.
So the Will still stands.

Nosebluds: I have had 2 nosebluds in the course of 7 hours. Does ink poisoning do this to you? If so, Rhiannon, you can have my CDs and Lyric Sheets, and you're still organizing my funeral. Daisy can have all my make-up, and Kayla can have all my... uh... stationary. Tell my Mum i love her. Oh, and My Mum gets the rest of my stuff. I want to be buried in my All stars, the 2 ringsd Mum got me, The necklace mum got me, my black skinnies (the ones from New Look), A Tee-Shirt of Danni's choice, and my scarf. I would like a copy of Twilight with me, and i want to be cremated. Deal?

Twitters: Mikey just Twittered 37 minutes ago!

Keeping yuur` safe: a) don't write "Go I's" on your neck in highlighter. You will end up with nosebluds and/or ink poisoning. Also, if someone asks you to smell some perfume on a stick or whatever when you're out shopping, SAY NO. There're drugs on the stick that will knock you out, then the perfume people'll take you in their van and do BAD THINGS. And possibly kill you, too. Kapesh`?

I just found out that Amy Lee os leaving Evanescence! She was so great in it! Apparently the band will be renamed The Fallen and her replacement will be Carly Smithson from American Idol. Whoever the fuck that is..

Clothes: The dress code for my "group" was Yellow, but the only peice of yellow clothing i had was a t-shirt that said "don't do drugs". So i was forced to use my yellow pin badges that live on my bag. And, ofcourse, yellow nail varnish. Oh, but i didn't go naked, promise. I wore a white tee with penguins on, black skinnies and a black waistcoat. Only 'cause i didn't know what colour the other group had to wear. I didn't want to support the Ms. D:
Screamo-Nemo wore black skinnies, yellow spongebob tee, and mcr hoodie.
Mom wore yellow shorts and yellow tee. And a coat she borrowed from the lost & found.
Ginge wore something else, i didn't really pay attention.

Events: Boring, boring, boring. I didn't do anything, naturally, but Lee did... Which brings us on to our next topic:

Lee: Yes, he has a topic of his own. 'Cause he's hot like that. xD. Anyhoo, he was the only intresting part there. He was in almost every race. He kept taking off his Tee to put on his Bib... Me and Nemo were like, "Oooh...". And, like i said to her, he has "Very big arms". Not in a fat way, in a sexy way, y'know. The only bad part i could find about Lee was his hair when he was running. I didn't want to put myself off him, so i just concentrated on his legs instead. Which are also sexily "big". Okay, now i don't want to excite Screamo-Nemo too much, so i'll move on. Oh, one more thing. I already knew i had no chance with him, 'cause of his ultimate mintness and my, well.. not-so-mintness. But it turns out that everyone likes him. Which is hardly suprising, i suppose. But if people like Jess Chet have their eye on him, i'm doomed. Oh well, i'll live... ish.

Other stuff: I was cold.

And i honestly can't bear it.
(Refers to Danni abusing me. >:|. )

Cbox --> 6

So, there i was, in my PE kit, walking down the corridors of a hospital. Why? I was under the impression that i had to go to school later that day and had a consultance with a "tasty" (Mum's words, not mine!) eye-doctor. (He has Iestyn eyebrows.)
Oh, yay.

BArry is doing some stupid DIY outside my room.
The fumes are givng me a headache and making the fire alarm go off every 5 mins.
I feel woozy.

Walked up Pant from school today.
I got home before the bus.
AND before Danni, who is way closer than me and faster at walking.
BA BA BA!
Oh, i mean, BA HA HA!
All i was thinking was, "Fuck, i've gotta get a pedometer!"

Lewis: Still "Like" him, but his appeal has seriously been dented since i found out that he met Skye. (For all you kids who don't know- Met is the slang term for, well.. How would you explain? Uhm, the kind of kiss where it's not just lips that are involved.)

Aaron: Don't like him anymore. Too annoying & childish. And not as mint as i first thought. (Mint = cute, hot, sexy, ect. Everything Aaron is not.) And i feel super bad about it because he's acting like he likes me now.. And it's only intensified by Screamo-Nemo giving him the wrong impression. I.e, asking him for his phone number for me. Cringe.

Lee: All that is mint. I just wish that he wasn't so intimidating and that my hair would go right when i'm around him.

Gee: No explanation nessecary.

I've done this once before in primary school, on Hotmail. Today, i'm BLOGGING.
IN SCHOOL.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

EPICC.

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