I have to do some crap about protective clothing.

Yeah, for homework.

Am i doing it?

Nurp.

I've done half, and my rainbow pencil it tired, so i'm being kind and letting him have a rest.

Aren't i sweet?

^.^

Daisy - http://www.binghamscorner.blogspot.com/

Not as good as mine (Joke!) but seriously awesome. Plus, she talks about me alot ^.^

Morgan - http://www.vintagemorgan.blogspot.com/

Guess where she got her name from? For a one-post-er, it's not too bad.

Rhiannon - Has no blog. She's not cool enough. xp

Tyler - www.TylerAndCheeseyTheKillersLOL.blogspot.com

as you can tell from the name, this blog is pretty retarded. I think you'll like it. ^.^

-J x

Let's start at the begining, shall we?Cheesey was lying down, simply minding his own business, and hoping to catch a tan from the rays of the Technology workshop. It was then, on that fatefull Wednesday regestration time, when suddenly a tall (to him), scary-looking girl picked him up. (No, it wasn't Kazandra.)Without a second's notice, an almost-as-scary (but blonde) girl charged towards him."Oh me God!" Said the Blonde girl.Then, plodding behind the two girls, another girl came along, with black hair like the first."What is it, Tyler?" she asked the blonde girl."A cheesegrater!" said Tyler, holding Cheesey up to the light.He very nearly got a light-burn.But getting a light-burn was the least of Cheesey's problems, for he was a ruler, and a sturdy steel one at that! How could anyone think he was a cheesegrater? Sure, he had some cheesegrater-shaped holes on his side, but his Mummy, Paul, said he was beautiful on the inside.Luckily, the first girl snatched him, rather painfully, from Tyler."Let's call him Cheesey!" She declared.Tyler and the other girl laughed. Cheesey was disgusted with his name, he wanted to be Paul Jr, but, until now, he was "30cm"."I want Cheesey!" said Tyler."No, I want Cheesey!" said Namer-girl."How about we share custodey?" said Namer-girl."Sure." said Tyler.And thus, Cheesey's adventures began.After 12 seconds of spending time with Namer-girl, (who was called Jamie,) Cheesey began to like his new life. He especially liked sawing the other black-haired girl (who Cheesey found out was called Rhiannon,)'s hair and stomache. He disliked Tyler grabbing at him. He had such fun with Jamie...Until the bell rang. Cheesey was afraid that Jamie would simply forget him, like many did as soon as that terrifying noise sounded. But Jamie was loyal to her rulers, and held him all the way to Maths.Maths was terrible. The teacher's voice droned on and on and on, until Cheesey almost went insane with it all.The rest of the day passed in a blur for Cheesey, but he wished that he could remeber it when he was thrown across the Music classroom and into the waiting hands of Tyler.The only thing that kept Cheesey alive that day was knowing that he would soon see Jamie...

Cheesey was chatting to Nina's other victims, and found himself having an intense conversation with Steve, the Pen.Poor Steve had been Jamie's best friend.He had been her favourite Pen, in all his Blue-Ink-Glory.But, one day, (About last week) Steve couldn't write anymore. He had amnesia and had forgotten how to Pee ink.But Jamie still carried Steve around in Nina's Pencil-Case-Stomache.This made Cheesey admire Jamie even more.Cheesey and Steve had spent a lot of time together during the walk to school, and Cheesey realized that he had found True Love.Steve felt the same way, and they hugged. :) (Aww!)After 3rd lesson, Cheesey was becoming suspisious of the "Amazing" Hobo Bag.He had heard Jamie and Tyler and Rhiannon talking about Hobo Bag, almost re-naming him Trampy the Tramp Bag.And Cheesey didn't like Hobo Bag one tiny bit.He had the infamous SPAR logo tatooed across his left side, and the words; "Jamie-Lea C. Year 8" on his right.Apparently, he had the honour of carrying Jamie's PE kit around all day.Oh, how Cheesey envied him.Steve felt angry at this new intruder endangering Cheesey's relationship with Jamie, and made a plan with Cheesey for Revenge!Jamie was going to dump Hobo Bag inside Beryl's closet after PE, and that was Cheesey and Steve's oppotunity.They hugged each other as they jumped out of Jamie's bag, and ran for Beryl's closet once Jamie had gotten rid of Hobo Bag.They got inside, but couldn't find Hobo Bag anywhere!So they sat there and Cried. Together. (Aww!)Then they heard a raspy murmer from behind the Radiator."So, it that your name, Kayla'sBag?""It is indeedy." came a squeaky voice from the same direction."It's not often that someone like me - Tacky, SPAR-like, - gets to meet someone like you, Kayla'sBag. I mean, look at your pull-strings!""Well, I am proud of my family Name. Us ReeBoks are very upper-class, i suppose.""Lets get Married!" Said Hobo Bag.So Cheesey and Steve Attended the wedding of Kayla'sBag and Hobo Bag, and forgave Hobo Bag for taking all the attention.

Part 3

Love was in the air for Jamie's inanimate objects, and Steve and Cheesey were getting married. :]Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were out on their honeymoon in the PE Department, having fun watching the retarded year 7s play basketball.Tyler was to hold the ceremony, and, at first, Cheesey was slightly worried. But, over the days, Cheesey started to like Tyler. Yay.Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were expected to attend the wedding, but, when Cheesey went to their room to give them their Bride's Bag Dresses, they were nowhere to be found!Cheesey told Steve, but he assured Cheesey that they'd be back on time, because they're cool like that.Cheesey beleived Steve, and the hugged. (aww!)The next day, Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were STILL missing, and the wedding was only the next day!Steve and Cheesey went to investigate, and found a terrible note!
Deer Chiisi and Stev.
I vil kiwl yoh if yoh mawwy eash ova.
I am a Jew and it iz nott my relijon to let gais mawwy!
Bad Chiisi!
Tuwn strayt and Stev wont dii and yoh mite get howbow bag and keylersbag back.
Ba ha ha ha ha!
Pee es: say hi to Jaymee for me!
Cheesey and Steve were shivering with terror as the Jewish 3-year-old's letter sat in their hands. Granted, the Jew had very nice hand-writing.
Handwriting that looked horribly familiar!
With a jolt, Cheesey realized who the writer was!
It was none other than Craig B!
Steve and Cheesey found it very hard to sleep that night, for 3 reasons:
1. Cheesey had gained several pounds which made his PJs uncomfy.
2. Nina's snoring was very loud.
3. There was a homosidle baby Jew trying to kill them!
But eventailly, they fell asleep.
The next day, STEVE WASN'T THERE!
"IT WAS THE JEW!" Screamed Cheesey.
Jamie and Tyler came to look, and suddenly, Tyler broke down.
"I'm. So. Sorry! It's not my fault i'm a Jew! My mum told me that if i wasn't, she'd take away my phone! I can't help it! Have Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag!" He thrust a small potato sack to Cheesey.
"What about Steve?" Cheesey asked through sobs.
"No Idea!" Tyler said honestly.
Jamie felt rather left out from this conversation, so wandered around the room, then settled on lying on the floor, for no particular reason.
She looked under the hotel bed, only to find Steve under it, with tape all over his mouth!
After Jamie had Steve back to normal, he said, "Craig did it! HE DID IT!"
"But i wrote the letter!" said Tyler. "I framed Craig!"
They all stared, lost in thought, at the door.
Then, suddenly, it opened, revealing none other than Craig himself!
"Uh. Hi." he said, seeing everyone giving him evils.
"Oh. Right. Well, My Pen, NoName, had a crush on Steve, and wouldn't go out with my Pencil, NoName! I just had to get rid of Steve! And I would've done it if it wern't for you meddling inanimate objects, and your Dumb Blonde!"
So they attacked Craig, and Tyler's mum.
And the wedding went off without a hitch.
:]

Cheesey and Steve's lives were great after the Tyler-Craig-Jew thing.Craig got done for the meanie he is, and was sentenced to 5 hours of MATHS. (Insert Jaws theme music here.)Tyler's Mum said sorry and gave them all cookies.And they were pretty darn happy.Later, Cheesey and Jamie were walking home from Tyler's house, cookies in hand.Jamie stopped off in the SPAR for some Skittles.Cheesey was terrified of the SPAR, ever since he met Hobo Bag.Hobo bag had bad stories of the SPAR...So, anyway, Cheesey decided to stay outside while Jamie bought her E-numbers.That was when he saw them...Thousands of tiny protractors, skuttling about outside the SPAR.Suddenly, they turned to Cheesey.They advanced, baring their plastic teeth."Cannibals." Said Cheesey, under his breath.They ran towards him.One fell over.Then suddenly, it was as if they all fell over at once, but didn't bother getting back up.Then Cheesey realized.They were bowing.For him?He felt he had to make a speech."Uh. Hi. I am Cheesey.. And, I, uh.. Am your king! No - your God! No - Your CHEESUS!"The cannibalistic protractors applauded, screeching "Cheesus!" in unison.So Cheesey was the Cheesus of Cheesiantity.He liked that.So he ran home, not bothering to wait for Jamie, to tell Steve, with all his millions of Cheesians following."Hi Stevie-poos! I'm home!" He said, running through the door, accompanied by the Cheesians."Oh. Hi. Who are they, Cheesey-poos?" Steve Said."They are my Cheesians, Stevie-poos!"Steve looked puzzled.Cheesey explained."So, in short," Steve said, "They are Cheesians. You are their Cheesus. And you rule Cheesiantity.""YESH!" Cheesey proclaimed."I'll make some coffee for your Cheesians, then, Cheesey-poos."The Cheesians didn't seem to understand a word of English, but sipped their coffee politely. For Cannibals, y'know.When Cheesey returned from his shower, Steve was nowhere to be found!The Cheesians looked at him sheepishly.So Cheesey Ran at them with his sharpest side, ready to maim his followers and collect every last peice of his beloved Steve, no matter how many had had a part in eating him.But the Cheesians escaped, never to be seen again.Poor Cheesey. :(Cheesey held a Funeral for Steve nevertheless, with Rhiannon, Jamie, Tyler, Hobo Bag, Daisy, Kayla'sBag, Nina, and some Cheesians that had given up their cannibalistic ways for coffee.On the Gravestone, Cheesey had engraved:
Here Lies Stevie-poos.
Loved by many.
Eaten by even more.
It was hard for him, but Kayla'sBag assured him in her squeaky voice that it had to be done.
Rhiannon seemed to enjoy the depressingness of it all, so Cheesey kicked her.
And, although everyone was sad then, Steve had a very nice send-off. :)

Cheesey took a long time to get over Steve's death.
He had become a very vacant ruler, without much enthusiasm for anything.
But that all changed when Tyler demanded custard. Of Cheesey, obviously.
So Jamie gave up Cheesey with a slight regret.
It was then that Cheesey embarked on his new life of Crime.
"Let's set fire to things!" said Tyler with a gleam in his eye.
And, from then on, Cheesey was Tyler's partener in Crime.
Skye was Jelous.
When Jamie saw Cheesey next, he has several scary tattoos, an extra hole on his side, and had fully recovered from Steve getting eaten by cannibals. He was ex-perimenting in DATING.
First, he walked up to Nina, and said, in a very deep, scary voice, "Date me, hot stuff."
Nina ate him and wouldn't let him out until tea time.
Then, he walked up to NoName, Daisy's bag, and said, in his scary deep voice, "Date me, hot stuff."
NoName Spat at him and told him he was a man.
Cheesey said that wasn't a problem.
NoName told Cheesey that he was a Jew.
Cheesey ran away.
Cheesey was having no luck with his Dating plan. Aww. Poor Cheesey.
So, in English, when no-one was looking (He didn't want to break his thug image!), He cried. Aww. Poor Cheesey.
Audrey, Daisy's Ruler, asked him what was wrong.
He replied, in his usual (Not deep &+ scary) voice; "I just can't take it anymore! Tyler is making me an arsonist, i am running out of money for nuclear bombs, I have to act tough, Stevie-poos is dead, no-one will date me, and - and - I -" He broke out with fresh sobs that made everyone look at him. "I WANT COOKIES!!!" He said, trying to choke back some tears.
Suddenly, Audrey hugged him, and everything was OK.
Tyler had no Skittles for an hour,
Cheesey sold some Cheesians on eBay for money,
No-one cared that he didn't act tough,
Cheesey had Audrey now,
and Jamie bought him cookies.
*Note = Don't be fooled - ALL inanimate objects are Male. Even Nina. He just wears Drag. Audrey's pink, but he can be "well 'ard".

Rawr.

So.

I'm bored.

So i'ma tell you about my week ^.^

WELL...

I went to Cenic Drive With Dad Nd Danni

I had A picnic.

That included Doughnuts.

Yum.

Doughnuts.

Then we went on our annual "Visit-every-family-member-that-you-don't-really-like" trip.

I played guitar Hero.

Yum.

Guitar Hero.

I'm not too good at it, actully.

Ooooh.

Want gossip?

My Cousin is living with my Nan now.

So we're not going there anymore.

Yum.

Anymore.

Uhm..

They've put up a new fence around the school.

It feels like a Hamster cage.

Yum.

Hamster Cage.

Well, actully, Yum.

Hamsters.

XD

So that brought about the "What-if-we-are-actully-hamsters-and-hamsters-are-actully-people-and-the-world-is-just-a-big-hamster-cage" theory.

Yum.

The "What-if-we-are-actully-hamsters-and-hamsters-are-actully-people-and-the-world-is-just-a-big-hamster-cage" theory.

I learnt about Microbes in Bio.

And i learnt how i would actully like to Die in Chem.

Yessss.

Sean K was asking me very weird Qs, such as;

"Shot or Drowned?"

"Shot or jump off a plane without a parachute?"

*Looks at silver fence around school*

I feel like i'm in a Hamster Cage!

*Jess shouts: She's fat!*

That's not very nice to whoever you're referring to!

*Reads out very long English work. Everyone laughs.*

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING??

Add more Soon.

Rhiannon, suggest. NOW.

Cheesey took a long time to get over Steve's death.

He had become a very vacant ruler, without much enthusiasm for anything.

But that all changed when Tyler demanded custard. Of Cheesey, obviously.

So Jamie gave up Cheesey with a slight regret.

It was then that Cheesey embarked on his new life of Crime.

"Let's set fire to things!" said Tyler with a gleam in his eye.

And, from then on, Cheesey was Tyler's partener in Crime.

Skye was Jelous.

When Jamie saw Cheesey next, he has several scary tattoos, an extra hole on his side, and had fully recovered from Steve getting eaten by cannibals. He was ex-perimenting in DATING.

First, he walked up to Nina, and said, in a very deep, scary voice, "Date me, hot stuff."

Nina ate him and wouldn't let him out until tea time.

Then, he walked up to NoName, Daisy's bag, and said, in his scary deep voice, "Date me, hot stuff."

NoName Spat at him and told him he was a man.

Cheesey said that wasn't a problem.

NoName told Cheesey that he was a Jew.

Cheesey ran away.

Cheesey was having no luck with his Dating plan. Aww. Poor Cheesey.

So, in English, when no-one was looking (He didn't want to break his thug image!), He cried. Aww. Poor Cheesey.

Audrey, Daisy's Ruler, asked him what was wrong.

He replied, in his usual (Not deep &+ scary) voice; "I just can't take it anymore! Tyler is making me an arsonist, i am running out of money for nuclear bombs, I have to act tough, Stevie-poos is dead, no-one will date me, and - and - I -" He broke out with fresh sobs that made everyone look at him. "I WANT COOKIES!!!" He said, trying to choke back some tears.

Suddenly, Audrey hugged him, and everything was OK.

Tyler had no Skittles for an hour,

Cheesey sold some Cheesians on eBay for money,

No-one cared that he didn't act tough,

Cheesey had Audrey now,

and Jamie bought him cookies.

*Note = Don't be fooled - ALL inanimate objects are Male. Even Nina. He just wears Drag. Audrey's pink, but he can be "well 'ard".

-J x

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