The Adventures Of Cheesey the Ruler
28/01/2009
Let's start at the begining, shall we?
Cheesey was lying down, simply minding his own business, and hoping to catch a tan from the rays of the Technology workshop. It was then, on that fatefull Wednesday regestration time, when suddenly a tall (to him), scary-looking girl picked him up. (No, it wasn't Kazandra.)
Without a second's notice, an almost-as-scary (but blonde) girl charged towards him.
"Oh me God!" Said the Blonde girl.
Then, plodding behind the two girls, another girl came along, with black hair like the first.
"What is it, Tyler?" she asked the blonde girl.
"A cheesegrater!" said Tyler, holding Cheesey up to the light.
He very nearly got a light-burn.
But getting a light-burn was the least of Cheesey's problems, for he was a ruler, and a sturdy steel one at that! How could anyone think he was a cheesegrater? Sure, he had some cheesegrater-shaped holes on his side, but his Mummy, Paul, said he was beautiful on the inside.
Luckily, the first girl snatched him, rather painfully, from Tyler.
"Let's call him Cheesey!" She declared.
Tyler and the other girl laughed. Cheesey was disgusted with his name, he wanted to be Paul Jr, but, until now, he was "30cm".
"I want Cheesey!" said Tyler.
"No, I want Cheesey!" said Namer-girl.
"How about we share custodey?" said Namer-girl.
"Sure." said Tyler.
And thus, Cheesey's adventures began.
After 12 seconds of spending time with Namer-girl, (who was called Jamie,) Cheesey began to like his new life. He especially liked sawing the other black-haired girl (who Cheesey found out was called Rhiannon,)'s hair and stomache. He disliked Tyler grabbing at him. He had such fun with Jamie...
Until the bell rang. Cheesey was afraid that Jamie would simply forget him, like many did as soon as that terrifying noise sounded. But Jamie was loyal to her rulers, and held him all the way to Maths.
Maths was terrible. The teacher's voice droned on and on and on, until Cheesey almost went insane with it all.
The rest of the day passed in a blur for Cheesey, but he wished that he could remeber it when he was thrown across the Music classroom and into the waiting hands of Tyler.
The only thing that kept Cheesey alive that day was knowing that he would soon see Jamie...
-J x
Labels: Cheese, Cheesegrater, Cheesey, Jamie, Maths, Paul, Rhiannon, Ruler, Tech, Tyler
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