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As promised, here are my diary entries for the Holyhead Journey. The 3 first places have to be blanked out, i know you all love me, but stalkers are really not needed.

6AM-ish ~ In my room

Going soon. Tired as hell. If hell gets up at 6 every day.

Still 6AM-ish ~ Still in my room.

Had to rip out my emo poetry to make room for this. It's okay, though, it was mostly about replacement and suicide. But it didn't rhyme. Where am i to write my woes now?!

Still 6AM-ish ~ Still in my room.

Not sure i want to go now :/

9.04 ~ [blank]

Just dropped Danni off [at Aunty Karens, she isn't with us] . The car's really full, [of stuff that we're taking] ,it's a wonder it's even moving. Might start first book [of 7]

9.14 ~ [blank]

Got petrol. Apparently, i have to wiggle my toes every half an hour [to stop blood clots or sumfin'] my writing's all wobbly. Oh dear. Taking off shoes, it should make wiggling [my toes] easier.

9.35 ~ [blank]

Found out i had Ribena - made my day.

10.00 ~ Herefordshire

In England. It's just as rainy and green as Wales. What a disapointment.

10.24 ~ Middle of no-where

Stopped for the loo and got some sweets. Barry's checking the tyre pressure. Only the TomTom knows where we are...

12.57 ~ Chester

Hour and a half to go. Finished the book, can't be bothered to start another. Listening to Famous Last Words on Jesus Jr. [iPod] Really not sure i want to go [to Holyhead]. God, i'm boiling hot. My seatbelt's off, (tut tut) and i'm about to ditch my jacket now. Haven't seen any great scenery, it's all boring trees and endless motorway. Still wiggling my toes.

1.04 ~ Still Chester

Triniti's asleep. Got rid of jacket. Jesus's playing Paramore - Yay! Checked phone, no new texts - Nay! Does no-one love me? Can't wait until tomorrow, free texts.
>It's obvious that you're dying, dying...<

1.16 ~ Conwy

Gave Triniti a blanket. She looks adorable. 30 Seconds to Mars is on now. I might add lyrics to the end of every entry now. Sun's finally come up. Just passed McDonalds. Ran out of Ribena. -_____________________________________-' Still no texts. Really, really, don't want to go now. Can't even argue with Danni. But maybe that's a good thing.
>On his face is a map of the world<

1.29 ~ Still Conwy (i think)

I have a strange purple substance on my hand. It's all pretty flat here, and there are sheep everywhere. Bad taste in my mouth... Oh, i see distant mountains! Still a while 'till Holyhead then [it's super flat. Kind of like the girls in America's next top model. Not that i've watched it, ofcourse. RHIANNON, STOP STARING!!].
>Your number is up!<

1.33 ~ Still Conwy

Update - Purple substance is actually blue ink. How did that get there?!
>Screaming: "Hallelujah"!<

1.36 ~ ?

Crap - saw "Holyhead" on a sign.
> And i can almost put it back together<

1.45 ~ STILL Conwy

Right next to the sea. Looks cold.
>Think happy thoughts<

1.52 ~ STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL Conwy

Conwy is huge.
Triniti is awake.
Jamie is bored.
>Like a girl changes clothes<

2.02 ~ Bangor-ish

By the sea again. Got out for a stretch and what-not. Half an hour left, apparently. Oh dear.

2.59 ~ Holyhead

Here. Now we're looking for Linda [Barry's Mum] . That means Pretending to be happy. Yay. [sarcasm]

5.05 ~ Linda's house

Triniti is loving the Dog. It scares me silly.

10.30 ~ Linda's

It's actually pretty OK here.Going to bed.

8.04am ~ Linda's

Woke up. Hair's a mess. Holyhead is cold. Sent about a gazillion texts in hope of some outside cummunication.

9.08pm ~ Linda's

Went to Donna's [Barry's sister or sumfin'], Incredible tree swing. Communication acheived. Issabelle, Chloe, et Tyler [the "et" was French. I was in a French mood.] replied. Went to the beach to feed some seaguls.

No idea ~ Linda's

Just woke up to the last day here, can't wait for the drive but am dreading going home. Ugh, school tomorrow. -___________________-'

2.11 ~ Holyhead

Just set off again. I'm gonna miss those guys. And the open-ness. It's so hot here, even though it's Wales. Horror of horrors, i have a tan. [I thought it was a tan. It is infact a sunburn across my nose and an outburst of freckles] dreading getting home.

3.14 ~ Cheseter

Finished "A Walk to Remember" [super-sad book] , made me cry. Which didn't help the heat. Boiling boiling boiling.

4.43 ~ Shrewsburry

Beautiful here, but have nearly crashed multiple times - crappy roads. Texting Issabelle.
>Boop-oop-a-doop<

4.48 ~ Still Shrewsburry

Got horse poop on the tyres.
>all i wanted was you<

4.53 ~ Stapleton

Lovely countryside, saw a cute 'lil' squirrel. We cam ethis way to avoid some roadworks. You can figure out what we've just run into.
>Oh Glory..<

5.03 ~ Shrewsbury

Stopped off to change Triniti. Need a wee.

5.27 ~ Craven Arms

Had that wee that i wanted. Issabelle seems to have given up hope. [she stopped texting me]

5.41 ~ ??

Just saw a bridge with cows on.


Ta da! Home time!
Intresting, huh?
Try and guess what songs the lyrics were from in the comments.
You too, Rhiannon!

:D

I have PURPLE Babybell wax donated from Rhiannon.
And i am making a babybell family.
I did make a babybell person called Stanley, and he had an open-castket (sp?) coffin.
Then i smushed him in music.

Kayla holds out hand.
In said hand is 3 pound coins.
"No Jamie, i won't give you my money, this is my whole week's lunch!"
"Don't be stupid, you can't eat money!"
XD

Take this simple quiz to find out:

Do they throw Babybell in your food?

Yes = Yes, they hate you.
No = No, they respect you and your food (or they are too poor to buy Babybell)

Remember the Llama song?
Maybe even the Cullen song?
Well this one beats them all.
Made completely by me and Rhiannon.

Here's a Gerard,
There's a Gerard,
And a drinking coffee Gerard,
Creepy Gerard,
Crying Gerard,
Gerard, Gerard, Frank.

Here's a Frankie,
There's a Frankie,
And a little princess Frankie,
Grave-digging Frankie,
Tattooed Frankie,
Frankie, Frankie, Bob.

Here's a Bryar,
There's a Bryar,
And another Camera-shy Bryar,
Post-it Bryar,
Moshing Bryar,
Bryar, Bryar, Ray.

Here's a Tofro,
There's a Tofro,
And a slightly puzzled Tofro,
Fuzzy Tofro,
Not a Tofro,
Tofro, Tofro, Mikey.

Here's a Mikey,
There's a Mikey,
And a nerdy-glasses Mikey,
Quiffed-up Mikey,
Stylist Mikey,
Mikey, Mikey, Gee.

(Repeat until everyone within a 45-mile-radius had punched you)

Ta da!

Note- To understand this song, you MUST see the pictures that appear in my head.

Digital recievers are less likely to become sadistic and kill your family at night with a chainsaw.
(As apposed to Anologue recievers)
It's an inside-and-kind-of-physics-y joke.
You wouldn't understand.

Chloe- You were boring. Get texting lessons.
Issabelle - You were awesome. TY.
Tyler - You were in-between. I suggest 1 or 2 texting lessons.
Rhiannon - Late. AGAIN.

:)

Yesh.
I wen there.
And, because i knew i'd be blogging like crazy afterwards, i kept a little diary.
How sweet.
I'll add it here when i can be bothered.

Whilst over Holyhead, i had an odd dream.
I'm not sure what triggered it, maybe that guy in drag on 1 vs 100.
Anyhoo, my dream.
In said dream, i had a sex change.
Yes. A sex change.
I'm not too sure why i had one, maybe i was curious.
Or maybe it was the new trend.
Whatever.
I had one.
All i can remember about it was that i tried to walk (insert little Britan accent here)"like a lay-dee", but couldn't.
Danni also had a sex change, i think.
So did someone else, but i can't remember who it was.
Then i got bored, and got sex-changed back into the girl i am now.
So, uh, yeah.

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Beware.

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