Today & Explanations.
24/07/2009
Today:
Went to the Cinema.
Watched Ice Age 3D.
Rad.
Loved it.
Awesome.
Went on the Cadbury world website.
Really wanna go now.
Got pissed off at Danni.
Same old.
Ate a whole bag of skittles.
Feel sick and strangely alert.
Phoned Kayla to see why she phoned me.
Talked for about an hour before i realized it was on my phone bill.
Hung up sharpish.
Explanations:
Got bored so went on Frankie's twitter pics.
Then edited them to point out the not-so-obvious.
Juiced 12:07 pm
Turqoius.
23/07/2009
IDK how to spell it... but whatever.
The bluey-greeny colour?
(Not as greeny as my hoodie on Eco-Week)
(WHICH WAS GREEN.)
Anyways, i'mma get it.
IN MA HAIR!
Yeshh.
Not in time for the ambush (which WILL still happen)
But maybe in time for a not-yet-decided shopping trip.
Nemo, Ginge, you in?
I wish Robin was in..
I love shopping with him.
Even though, as we all know, he is
NOT gay, he is still kinda cool to shop with.
When he doesn't go all weird with Stink bombs in ASDA.
Or... the other things...
(Can't describe much, as my
very nice sister is here. Watching my every letter.)
(Use your imagination).
(Actully, DON'T)
But yeah, anyway.
Dip dyed.
Minttttt.
Nearly as mint as...
ANYWAY.
Uhhhrrrmmm.
Went to the swimming pool.
Kept texting Ginge.
Saw Sheepster/Tango/Superman.
(Same person, btw)
Then she went and for a few hours it was just me, Fredward, and a tube of fruit pastles.
Juiced 2:18 pm
Out
Going to the Leasure center with Danni.
Not swimming, though, `cuz i'm "insecure".
I'll just be on the top bit overlooking the swimming pool, laughing at fat people, reading The Host, listening to my iPod, texting Ginge, and avoiding people i know.
Feel free to come meet me there.
Going now.
Juiced 5:02 am
it's 03.05
22/07/2009
O_____O
Juiced 7:06 pm
Bands.
Death Cab For Cutie- CRAP. Find a new band, Nemo.
Whereas... Jimmy Eat World is growing on me.
Watched the MCR vids- RAY HAS A STACHE`!
Juiced 7:02 pm
Let's do the REAL blog thing.
So, i've realized i've been letting this blog slip.
So i'mma record every SINGLE day of the holidays.
And bore you all to death.
>:)
Friday: Not techniqually part of the holidays, but fun anyway. We went to Barry Island & walked along the beach and what not. Found 2 hermit crabs that Danni decided to have as pets. Then went to an arcade and spent £1 on those 2p machines. I also found about 70p in 2p's just underneath the machines. And Danni still lasted longer than me. Then we went to a chip shop and, well, ate chips. Mum made friends with the waitress so we spent 2 hours there. Yeah. 2 hours.
Saturday: Went to CARDIFF. To buy a dress for my uncle's wedding. First we went through the little alleyway things, and went into this uber-expensive, buy SO amazingly original shop. Muffin soaps galore! Then we went into another, "gypsy-style" shop, where there were actully crisp packets and fag packets woven together to make fruit bowls, waste paper baskets, vases... loads! It was really colourful. Mum bought a little Fairy there, and i was on the brink of buying a kind of wind-chimy thing that doesn't chime. It basically just drapes down from the ceiling and looks pretty. Then we went into the Queens' Arcade- my favourite place to shop in thewhole entire UNIVERSE. Went into this cute novelty store called Hawkin's Bazaar- now get this, as we were walking in, a giant robotic tarantula popped out from under a stall and started FOLLOWING US. I know, terrifying. Mum bought a little "M" and "T" for Mason and Triniti's room. Then we went into Claire's, and i got the cutest pencil case. It's black with little neon doodles on it, with a notebook design inside. And guess what- it's TIN. Then i got a little pack of highlighters. Bam. Done.
Then came the real business- STARBUCKS.
EEEEEEK.
Had a coffee. WITH CREAM.
Wow.
Ginge called.
I said, "Psstt... I'm in Starbucks!"
Then the
real real business- Finding a dress.
The first shop i went in, i saw this awesome dress. Back with neon green spots. I fell in love. Then i tried it on and it turns out that my whole bra was exposed.
Danni tried this pink drapey number. I didn't see her in it, but the mental image was just to much for me. And i think Mum, too, because she refused to buy it.
Then we went to, *godly music* New Look!
I found a Black & white dress, knee length, bow on the side, strapless.
Fell in love all over again.
Danni seemed to like it too.
So we bought them.
A nip to Primark for shoes, green and pink hairbows and electric blue nail polish, and an escalator ride in boots, and then it was time for POUNDLAND.
I bought a necklace and a bracelet to go with the dress, some mega-thick glowsticks and a belt.
Mum bought some other stuff.
Danni decided to stay in there for a while.
Then she came out.
Then we went into... BLUE BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got some blck flats with multicolour radios on them- £8.50, bargain.
Was tempted t get my lip peirced.
Thought of Mrs.Perry's face when she saw it.
Got even more tempted.
Saw the price.
Got much less tempted.
Scurried out as not to run back to the hoodies.
Then, as we were on the train, we realized that we left all our poundland stuff on the bench outside Blue Banana.
Sunday: Kept telling Danni to tidy the room. She never did.
Monday: Kept telling Danni to tidy the room. She never did.
Tuesday: Turned a Watermelon into a pumpkin with 4 faces, played musical bumps, musical statues, and a trust game. Loads, loads, loads, loads, LOADS, of fun.
Wednesday: Went to "Wild Thingz". Played in the climbing area or whatever. Amazing. Loved it. Went to ASDA. Bought The Host (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).
Juiced 10:49 am
O__O
20/07/2009
It's official.
I have nothing better to do than mess around on Omegle and FML.
Stranger: hi there
You: So if i said i was Gay...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: BOOM.
You: I'm a terrorist.
You: I'mma get your train.
You have disconnected.
You: Hey hot stuff.
Stranger: Hey you.
You: What?! I'm not hot enough to be called Hot Stuff?!
Stranger: Hi hot stuff.
You: It's not the same now you've been prompted.
You: I'm going to jump off a bridge now.
You: I hope you're happy/.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hektor?
You: Zeroni.
You: Rawr i eat you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: ollǝɥ
Stranger: where from?
You: ¿ɯoɹɟ ǝɹǝɥʍ
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: u?
You: ʎǝʞɹnʇ
You: ¿n
Stranger: me too :D
You: p: ooʇ ǝǝɯ
Stranger: turkiyenin neresinde?
You: ¿ǝpuısǝɹǝu uıuǝʎıʞɹnʇ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: awnser fucking asshole
Stranger: !!!
You: :)
You: Fuck you.
You have disconnected.
Today, while teaching English in Korea, my boss gave me a birthday present from her and all of my co-workers. It was a really fancy box. It had very nice wrapping. It had a pretty bow. It was kind of heavy. It was 6 bottles of dandruff shampoo. FML.
Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
Stranger: hello
You: I am Michael Jackson's ghost.
Stranger: great
Stranger: i am angelina jolie tits
You: Yay, we're both plastic!
Stranger: lol, you think?
You: I KNOW.
You: Michael Jackson knows EVERYTHING.
Stranger: but he didnt know that he can die ;p
You: Yes i did.
You: I just chose not to tell anyone.
Stranger: so why you are dead?
Stranger: mhhhhm your choice ;p
You: Because i wanted to be a ghost.
Stranger: it's not so cool isnt it?
You: YES IT FUCKING IS.
You: You wouldn't know, titface.
Stranger: i must go, you should go too but ghost cant walk haha
You: Neither can tits.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Juiced 1:21 pm
More Omegle & FML
Omegle:
Stranger: hello!
Stranger: whats going on?
You: I'm thinking of commiting suicide. What's the best way?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Of what religion are you?
Stranger: nothing
You: SINNER.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi how are u? are u a girl? with msn? :D
You: Would you like to sing with me?
You: YOU GOT A LIMO OUT FRONT.
You: OH WOAH
You: EVERY STYLE EVERY SHOE EVERY COLOUT
You: WHEN YOU'RE FAMOUS IT CAN BE KINDA FUN
You: IT'S REALLY YOU BUT NOONE EVER DISCOVERS
You: (Take it away!)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I love disneyland.
Stranger: ur a girl
Stranger: :)
You: Do you like disneyland?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: :D
You: I took some crack on "it's a small world".
You: It was very colourful.
You: SHARKS.
You have disconnected.
You: Like, Hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: Like, Hi again!
Stranger: HI?
You: Like, Hi!
Stranger: LIKE; HI!!!!!!!
Stranger: 1
You: Like, Fuck you!
You have disconnected.
You: I'm behind you.
Stranger: m a 16 m looking for a good looking female
You: I'm still behind you.
You: You're next.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever had that feeling that the kid you're talking to on Omegle knows where you live?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: My name is Mohammed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ..--.
Stranger: god damn morse code
You: --------------...-
Stranger: i forgot how it works
Stranger: FUUUUCK
You: ...-----..
Stranger: UHHH
You: -----------------------------------------------..
Stranger: BEEEP BOOP DEE DOT
You: ..--....-
Stranger: OMG
You: ..-.
Stranger: *DIES*
You: ---..-
You: ..
You: -
Stranger: I FAIL
Stranger: omg
You: ..--.
Stranger: stop!!
You: --.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: noooo
You: ...-
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: ---...
Stranger: FUUUCK
You: ---..........-
You: --....-----
Stranger: OMG HOW DO I EXIT
You: Idiot.
You have disconnected.
You: Can you donate $2.50 to a hobo that you met on Omegle? It will provide crack and vodka.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: not ofc
Stranger: :D
You: Please
You: I am poor.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: me too
You: I live outside McDonalds!
Stranger: who would donate for me?
You: The rich hobos!
You: Please.. I'll sell you a copy of the Big Issue!
Stranger: nooooooooooope i am not the one of those
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: big issue
Stranger: cool
You: Fuck you, i'll sell this laptop instead.
You have disconnected.
You: I am one with nature.
Stranger: hi,
Stranger: well,
Stranger: in where?
You: In a tree.
Stranger: ?
You: Join me.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: why?
You: Because we are saving out planet.
You: *our
Stranger: u need smone to fuck u?
Stranger: good,
Stranger: ı liked u,
You: It depends... Are you f/m?
Stranger: m,
You: Gay bastard.
You have disconnected.
FML:
Today, I shaved my head for charity in tribute for my friend who died due to cancer. So far I have received 9 remarks claiming I look like the long lost twin of Lord Voldermort from the Harry Potter films. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today my little sister went on a church camping trip, taking my sleeping bag with her. I keep my stash of weed hidden in that sleeping bag. FML
Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML
Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While Im brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I was working my job as the person who checks people in at the gym. A sweaty chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied with "we like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said "so how did you get the job?" FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car, after spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour the guy showed up to unlock my car, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and said " You couldn't just reach in"? I forgot I left he window open. FML
Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house late at night. Driving up a hill, I see a deer run across the road. I love deer, so I stared at it as it hopped the fence on the other side. I then felt a huge bump as my car hit the other deer that was behind it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Today, I was driving without a license and weed in my car. A cop began to follow me, so I watched my speed very intently. I watched the speedometer so hard that I forgot that I was driving and ran off the road into a ditch. FML
Juiced 12:36 pm
Omegle.
This shit is addictive:
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, i'm a lesbian.
Stranger: nice
You: Thank you for respecting my sexuality.
You have disconnected.
You: Harry or Josh?
Stranger: 너랑 떡치고싶다
You: PICK ONE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi\
You: Are Blain's eyes nicer than Trent's?
Stranger: yes
You: WRONG.
You have disconnected.
Oh, and have you heard of FML?
It's hilarious.
My favourite so far: Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML
(FML means Fuck My Life)
Juiced 12:27 pm
Phone Call.
Ginge just rang me- whoop.
We played a bit of Would You rather,
Blain vs Trent [nobody really answered]
Aaron vs Lewis [Everyone chose Lewis, but Screamo just couldn't make her mind up]
Harry vs Josh [i think they were all in shock at my creepy imagination]
Then it was all kind of a blur.
A laugh, anyway.
But i was cold.
'Cause i was kinda lying on my trampoline so that i wouldn't wake my baby sister up.
Juiced 11:56 am
Band // Texts.
To Ginge, Nemo, & Buddah;
What's happening with the band now?
Call me or text me and ten pick me up at my bus stop, Nemo knows where it is.
Should i write out the lyrics i've made, or not?
Also;
Text me whenever and i promise i'll reply. I've got 70 texts with this text pack, so whoop. Text away.
Juiced 10:35 am
...
19/07/2009
Yoga is crap.
Juiced 5:13 pm
Soo.
D:
I spent like an hour writing crappy songs that i can't even record.
>:[
Oh, and also, i very nearly killed Danni today.
I fucking hate her.
I also went to Cardiff yesterday to get a pretty dress.
Black and white strapless, kneelength, bow on the side.
A size smaller than my 11-year-old sister.
Woop.
I'm still going on my crazy fitness thing though.
Googling Yoga stances right now.
(Yes, it is half past 1 in the morning)
I want to go to someone's house... :/
Cbox at six, Nemo, Ginge?
I'mma buy some kind of text pack for 70 texts and bug you al the time.
Then i'll have free calls for the weekend.
If Ginge is in, we'll do the Breathing-down-the-phone thing to see if Nemo's there, then go to her house.
Or i can nip down to her house right now (Ehem, who can "nip" down Pant?!) and hide in her attic.
>:)
Juiced 4:24 pm
