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Yeah, you heard it.
Duck Shizzle 4EVA MAN.
I wrote it on my hand today.
But how did i come up with such random-ness?
Just like this:

Tyler wanted me to write on his hand.
I was thinking of a very perferted song that another Jamie played that morning called "Rape The Duck"
So i wrote: Ducks on Tyler's hand.
Then he put his hand back.
So i wrote: Are Rad on Tyler's hand.
Then i made Rhiannon write "Duck" on my hand.
Then i made her write "Shizzle" on my hand.
Then i made her write "4EVA MAN" on my hand.

Thus, Duck Shizzle 4EVA MAN!

You may or may not know about my obsession with naming inanimate objects.
Today, my inanimate object of naming was Dave, Rhiannon's tango can.
I also used Rhiannon's babybell wax to make a "D" to put on Dave.
Then, after drinking most of Dave, i tipped him upside down, saying "Dave's dead now."
Then, we had a funeral, when he was in the bin.
We all hope, that, one day, Dave will be recycled into a silver volvo..

Rhiannon- Isn't it weird that we're all eating pork & Bacon, when the swine flu is going around?
*Everyone stares at food*
*Awkward silence*
*Jamie takes a bite*
Jamie- Oink.

Okay, it didn't happen, but it would be funny if it did :D

My Chemical Romance seemed to have changed for the worst recently..
Frankie has a beard,
Mikey has a quiff,
Ray has a trianglar afro,
and Gerard has a wife.
But Bob, good old Bob, remains consistent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2YbiwItJN8&feature=related
Why is Frankie screaming on the floor?
It must be a facial hair thing...

I Like LeATHERMOUTH.
O.O

What the hell does it mean?!
Am i supposed to do something?
Like, pray or give presents or anything?
'Cause if i did, i failed.
Miserably.

Well, it did go like this:

• Wake up at 6.00 am
• Have pop tarts
• Have a bath
• Get dressed
• Do homework
• Do more homework
• Do even more homework
• Go on laptop

Well, now it goes like this:

• Wake up at 11.38 am
• Have pop tarts
• Have a bath
• Get dressed
• Sort out name for brother
• Sort out bag for brother
• Go on laptop
• Fuck homework

Ta da!

Shall be his name :)

13 & afraid of growing up. Music lover & Fringe obsesser. Poptart, coffee, & Skittles enthusiast with a love of all things neon. Long black hair & awkward eyes, Skinny jeans & hairbows. Artistic & Lingustic. Just a freak pretending to be intellijunt.
Beware.

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