Rhiannon, Tyler, Daisy!
07/02/2009
When i went bowling (Last blog.) (Yes, the REALLY long one),
I figured that us lot would have SO much fun there.
£5 each and some money for the arcade & bus, and we're made.
Awesome day out.
I would say where, but the whole "Internet Safety" crap restricts me.
The new one that opened.
By the New Cinema with the Bean bags and comfy seats that we heard about.
What do you think??
Oh - and i'm not gonna be in school on Monday.
Hair cut.
Don't worry, i'm not coming back a skin-head.
I think.
But if anyone asks, i got a cold, okay?
And don't bother texting me.
Fredward's DEAD.
*Sobs*
I miss you guys.
And Kayla.
I suppose.
-J x
Labels: Bowling, Daisy, Dead, Fredward, Hair, Kayla, Rhiannon, Tyler
Juiced 1:08 pm
The Treaty Has Been Violated.
Let the war begin.
(Rhiannon, You'd understand.)
Let's start from the top:
Dad has a Girl-friend.
The Not-So-Jolly-Green-Giant, as I like to call her.
She's tall.
And I don't like her.
Or her Kids.
They're BOYS.
Very annoying boys.
So, I said, : Dad, have us on your own, or not at all.
He said that was okay.
On his weekend, he took us to a museum.
On his own.
Which was good.
But, on the train back, he said; Amanda and the boys think they've done something wrong because i'm not spending time with them.
And, I'm thinking; What the hell do you think i've felt the last 12 years?
But i just nod and look down.
Kids, that's emotional blackmail that my Dad used against me.
But that's not the worst of it.
Today, he took us to our Nan's.
And used the "Amanda & the kids" crap again.
And, I'm thinking, "Shut the hell up, Dad. You don't be messing with a 10-year-old's brain like that." (Danni's only 10 and worships Dad.)
But i just nod and look down.
Then he proposed that we see him on fortnight, him and the NSJGG the next, and alternate it.
So what, Dad, 2 days a month on your own with us just too much?
I mean, we've always been second-best, but give us a break!
But i just nod and look down.
And do you know where he takes us?
The Bloody N-S-J-G-G's house.
I nearly bloody screamed.
So we sat there for what, an hour?
Doing nothing and listening to the most horrendous Mama Mia! soundtrack.
Then, he took us
all (retarded kids and all) out.
Bowling.
That was okay.
If i didn't have to babysit the idiots.
So i let them wander off on their own around the arcade filled with potential Peedos.
Because it's not my job.
If i got paid, then maybe i'd consider it.
Anyway, the kids returned, with their virginity and lives intact ( NOO! ), for a wanna-be McDonalds in the bowling place.
It was
yucky.
Then we went bowling.
I lost.
5th. Out of - you guessed it - 5.
But hey.
When i finally thought it was all over,
(although the bowling was quite fun)
we went back to their house.
The CD was still playing.
And, for 3 hours, i was sat amongst retarded 9-10 year olds talking about "Balls" reading a book about dragons that i found on the floor.
And the kids and The NSJGG accompanied us home.
The Garfeild quote, "Quick! Turn around before they find out where we live!" replayed itself through my head over and over and over.
It was well and truly a craptastic day.
Labels: Bowling, Boys, Dad, Idiots, Kids, Nan, Not-So-Jolly-Green-Giant, Rhiannon, Treaty, War
Juiced 12:17 pm
MAKE IT STOP!
NOO! CRAZY DRILLING NOISES! AAAA!
Save me.
-J x
Labels: Drill, save
Juiced 3:02 am
Dad's House.
So i'ma go to Dad's today.
We have this agreement that, if i'm
ever going down there, i'm not even gonna set eyes on the Not-So-Jolly-Green-Giant. Or the kids, 'cause they annoy me.
Last time (Remember that creepy french post?) I went to the Museum, then on this weird Visit-every-family-member-that-you-don't-really-like trip.
It wasn't bad.
:/
Not sure wheter i wanna go though...
-J x
Labels: Dad, Family, Kids, Museum, Not-So-Jolly-Green-Giant
Juiced 2:56 am
I Miss You.
06/02/2009
Rhi, Tye.
I miss our funny moments.
I miss making up weird animals and scenarios.
I miss our Reg randomness.
Damn, I'd go to school to see you.
Yeah. OMFG.
And now I have no means of comunication since Fredward's tragic death...
:[
-J x
Labels: Dead, Fredward, funny, Oh My Franking Gerard, random, Rhiannon, School, Tyler
Juiced 10:36 am
NOOOOO!
Fredward DIED.
£80 worth of Phone.
DEAD.
In 1 frikin' month.
And he didn't even get a funeral.
I cried for about 45 mins straight.
:[
No Fredward... Why did you leave me?
I'm Blaming Danni.
-J x
Labels: Danni, Dead, Fredward, Funeral, Phone
Juiced 10:29 am
Mum Called Me A Control Freak.
Now that is way past "The Line".
Because...
Mum had a control Freak boyfriend a few years ago who was very controlling.
Now, you decide for yourself if this is control-freakish;
Danni: What's the Time?
Jamie: Half past five.
Danni: Exactly?
Jamie: No. 31 mins past 5.
...
Danni: What's the time?
Jamie: 35 mins past 5.
...
Danni: What's the time?
Jamie: 37 mins past 5.
...
(You get the picture)
...
Danni: What's the time?
Jamie: Why the hell do you even care??
I think not.
-J x
Labels: Control-Freak, Danni, Jamie, Time
Juiced 10:25 am
Twilight And The PADS.
05/02/2009
Yeah, I found this Hill-Air-Ee-Us Youtube Parody (Spoof.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hrTGWbP_6A"Edward, will you ever give me back my Pads?"
Labels: Edward, Pads, Twilight
Juiced 10:32 am
Mee Fort!
I have a FORT.
XD
-J x
Labels: fort
Juiced 6:16 am
My Plan...
Tyler: Y'know, i think i might dye my hair like yours, Jamie.
Jamie: My plan is vurking!
Tyler: What?
Jamie: My plan.. It's vurking... Don't worry... It's just vurking, y'know...
XD
-J x
Labels: Dye, Hair, Jamie, Tyler
Juiced 6:06 am
Morgan and her Emoticons.
04/02/2009
They scare me.
Coloured Stick Men "Doing it"?
A Middle Finger Machine?
A hyped kid running around a tree pretending he is riding a bike?
An Afro-Guy headbanging continuously?
Another "Adult" Stick Man?
A "Holy Muffins" flashy?
What the Hell is going through that kid's mind?
-J x
Labels: Emoticons, Morgan
Juiced 9:37 am
Morgan's Sleigh.
Look! Above you!
Is it an over-grown mutant Bird?
Is it a dodgy-shaped plane?
No! It's Morgan, dressed in her Santa suit on a ginormous sleigh!
But Morgan gives me no Presents. :[
Bad Morgan!
Bad!
-J x
Labels: Bad, Bird, Morgan, Plane, Sleigh
Juiced 9:32 am
Meh.
Well, I'm bored of him.
Yeah, Rhiannon, don't bother texting "Who is he?"
You'll laugh.
You'll die with laughter.
But don't worry.
I'll tell you.
But i'm only tell you now because i'm bored of him.
You can tell him if you want.
Nothing else much to blog about...
Sooo....
Lewis Coles.
I knew you'd laugh.
-J x
Labels: Blog, Bored, Die, Lewis, Rhiannon
Juiced 6:06 am
Yawn.
I
should be out there partying like Hell because School's out.
I
should be out there partying like Hell because Mum's not going into Hospital.
I
should be out there partying like Hell because it's snowing.
I
should be out there partying like Hell because I didn't have to do my French homework.
I
should be out there partying like Hell because I finished my Maths homework.
But I'm not.
Because I miss my friendies.
Because she's up too much and might kill herself and the Baby.
Because snow is
cold.
Because I'ma get in huge trouble.
Because I did it in the first place.
And I can't dance.
So yeah. :/
-J x
Labels: Baby, French, Friend, Maths, Mum, School, Snow
Juiced 5:57 am
The Adventures of Cheesey The Ruler Cont.
03/02/2009
Yes, it's back by popular Demand!
Cheesey was chatting to Nina's other victims, and found himself having an intense conversation with Steve, the Pen.
Poor Steve had been Jamie's best friend.
He had been her favourite Pen, in all his Blue-Ink-Glory.
But, one day, (About last week) Steve couldn't write anymore. He had amnesia and had forgotten how to Pee ink.
But Jamie still carried Steve around in Nina's Pencil-Case-Stomache.
This made Cheesey admire Jamie even more.
Cheesey and Steve had spent a lot of time together during the walk to school, and Cheesey realized that he had found True Love.
Steve felt the same way, and they hugged. :) (Aww!)
After 3rd lesson, Cheesey was becoming suspisious of the "Amazing" Hobo Bag.
He had heard Jamie and Tyler and Rhiannon talking about Hobo Bag, almost re-naming him Trampy the Tramp Bag.
And Cheesey didn't like Hobo Bag one tiny bit.
He had the infamous SPAR logo tatooed across his left side, and the words; "Jamie-Lea C. Year 8" on his right.
Apparently, he had the honour of carrying Jamie's PE kit around all day.
Oh, how Cheesey envied him.
Steve felt angry at this new intruder endangering Cheesey's relationship with Jamie, and made a plan with Cheesey for Revenge!
Jamie was going to dump Hobo Bag inside Beryl's closet after PE, and that was Cheesey and Steve's oppotunity.
They hugged each other as they jumped out of Jamie's bag, and ran for Beryl's closet once Jamie had gotten rid of Hobo Bag.
They got inside, but couldn't find Hobo Bag anywhere!
So they sat there and Cried. Together. (Aww!)
Then they heard a raspy murmer from behind the Radiator.
"So, it that your name, Kayla'sBag?"
"It is indeedy." came a squeaky voice from the same direction.
"It's not often that someone like me - Tacky, SPAR-like, - gets to meet someone like you, Kayla'sBag. I mean, look at your pull-strings!"
"Well, I am proud of my family Name. Us ReeBoks are very upper-class, i suppose."
"Lets get Married!" Said Hobo Bag.
So Cheesey and Steve Attended the wedding of Kayla'sBag and Hobo Bag, and forgave Hobo Bag for taking all the attention.
Labels: Cheesey, Hobo Bag, Jamie, Kayla, Love, Rhiannon, Steve, Tyler
Juiced 11:46 am
My Fans..
You see, Tramp,
I have fans. Unlike you. :p
Because, lesser mortal, I have, a BLOG.
You're reading it now, Hobo.
Unless you're one of my fans, in which case, you are not a Tramp, A lesser Mortal, nor a Hobo. :3
-J x
Labels: Fans, Tramp
Juiced 11:41 am
It's Coooold.
As Morgan Would Say:
It's gettin' cold in here,
So put on all your clothes!
As Rhiannon Would Say:
Cold and Pale, Think Cold and Pale!
As Tyler Would Say:
Gimme my Jumper back, Jamie!
:3
-J x
Labels: Cold, Jamie, Morgan, Pale, Rhiannon, Tyler
Juiced 6:43 am
Snow.
Yay! Snow!
That's all i really wanted to say...
And who knows the answers to my French and ICT homework?
-J x
Labels: French, Homework, ICT, Snow
Juiced 3:31 am
I suppose it's time...
To tell you guys about mee friendies.
(Mainly because it's only my friendies reading this.)
Oh-kay.
Lets Start with NONNIE! (Ba ha ha ha ha!)
She's NICE.
Weird, but Nice.
Permanently Depressed, but "Happy" Depressed.
Fellow My Chem Follower.
Worships me. ( XD )
I think I creep her out sometimes, though.
Now...
TYLERRR-Y.
He's.. Odd.
Comes up with weird things... (CMP*, SS**, Zombie Apocalipse, ect.)
Funny. :]
Bad influence, I suppose. XD
Annoying sometimes. In a good way.
I think I could creep him out, if he was the slightest bit sane.
Now...
DAISY...EE.
I like her Bag.
'Nuff said.
(Lol.)
Now...
Kayla.
She's nice. 'Spose.
Uh.. Next.
MORGY!!
Doesn't like me as much as she used too. >:[
But she's not bad.
I might add more...
Who'm I kidding? I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
-J x
*Chinese Midget Pandamas.
** Sheep Snail. (Go Mow.)
Labels: Chinese, Daisy, Kayla, Midget, Morgan, Pandana, Rhiannon, Snow, Tyler
Juiced 3:12 am
Hobo Bag.
Hobo Bag has had some hard times.
He has been locked in Beryl's closet.
He has been stuffed in Tyler's bag.
He has been in a Maths classroom.
He has been carried around alot.
He has been Drawn on.
He has been laughed at.
He has been used to carry a P.E.kit.
He has been almost re-named to Trampy The Tramp Bag.
He has been lying in a shelf in the SPAR for most of his life.
Poor Hobo Bag. :[
-J x
Labels: Bag, Beryl, Hobo Bag, Maths, P.E., SPAR, Tramp, Tyler
Juiced 2:39 am
