Lee & Buttons
26/09/2009
Lee:
Today, was a good day.
Or yesterday, whatever.
For you that don't know, Lee is mint.
Description? Black midlength hair (just covering ears with awesome fringe), freckles, green-brown eyes, great voice, six-pack. What more can i say? Oh yeah, pretty good personality too. Nemo also "likes" him.
Anyway, tech is the only lesson that we have together.
I decided to sit next to Nemo, just as he moved places to closer to my original seat. I internally killed myself, but stuck with Nemo anyway because i lurrvee her. Unlesbianly.
Then i found some ginger thread and stuck it in Sam's (Lee's weird friend) hair. I'm not sure whether he put it on my back, `cause Lee said my name to him.
LEE SAID MY NAME.
Has he ever said Nemo's name? Probably not. Baha.
And then he walked past my chair, nearly killed himself on my chair leg, and said, "Sorry" to me.
LEE SAID SORRY TO ME.
Then i accidently-on-purpose bumped into him.
He smelled really nice.
Fuck, i forgot to put on some Samsara..
Anyway.
Damn.
Anyway.
Fuck.
ANYWAY.
Nemo gave me evils all day.
Buttons!
That thing on my startpage? A button.
Click it. It'll send you right back here.
It's animated, and i made it.
Not telling you how.
I can make a button for you if you like. Just click the last X, leave what you want it to look like, your site name and link, ect, and it'll be ready pretty soon.
Ohh, my arm is peeling.
Eww.
Anyways, if you could link to my site, that would be GREAT.
Just copy & paste the little code under my button onto your blog/site/whatever.
Thanks.
Juiced 2:28 am
Sherbert, Poptarts & Vibrators
23/09/2009
Tyler sniffed sherbert today.
Well, by sniffed, i mean SNORTED.
With a 5 pound note.
I told him, "JUST SAY NO."
But he said yes and was "high" all through history.
Well, he's blonde. What more do you expect?
I have poptarts. 2 packs. Rhiannon claims she has never had any before. I must bring some in in a lunch box tomorrow. They'll be cold, but it'll be worth it. Rhiannon, go straight into form about 10 minutes early in order to enjoy the poptart sensation.
Baha. You may have noticed that "Vibrators" is included in my title.
XD
Ehhmmm...
We were having Contrasception (No, we wern't HAVING CONTRACEPTION. Bad!) in PSE.
First, we all were given sheets that explained how it, er, "worked".
Caitlin, who is totally terrified of all things sex, boy, or baby involved, was in hell. She didn't even look at the sheet. Poor Caitlin.
Then we all got to watch a nice video.
It was of "Sally" giving birth.
She had bad teeth.
Sir told us that if we felt faint, we should put our heads on the table. No sooner had he said this, than Caitlin's head made a resounding THUMP on the science desk.
There was alot of blood. (On the video; i think Caitlin was OK.)
Then Sir got out a... Model.
A plastic model.
Then he proceeded to put a condom on it.
Then Jake walked in, and said, "Sir, is that a vibrator?"
Ahahahaha.
Then we talk about female condoms, STDs, ect.
Great fun.
THE END.
Oh crap, almost forgot; Iestyn had a biscuit thrown at him, then asked Rhiannon to kiss it better, then started humping Harry. We aren't sure wheter to tell Laurie or not.
Juiced 10:47 am
That tingly feeling in my wrists.
22/09/2009
Yeah, it's back.
That tingly feeling that you know will only be cured by a razor slashing your wrists.
And it brings about the question, "Will it hurt?" Surely it can't hurt. It feels too right to hurt. And yet, thinking of touching that razor, holding it to the pulsing blood, and jerking back a layer of skin, the blood slowly oozing out, makes me clutch my arm to my body in agony.
But i still want to...
& Yeah. I'm deranged. You guys all love my non-rhyming emo poetry. Because that's all it is to you.
Juiced 11:26 am
Everything & Nothing.
21/09/2009
Let me just start this by saying:
PROOF PROOF PROOF.
& now:
Today I saw ricky walking up and i thought hey i should ask him if he fancies daisy so i asked him and he looked weird and i said you should ask her out i think she likes you she keeps talking about you and stuff and he said why dont you ask her out for me if she says yes i will dump my girlfriend now okay so i said yes and tomorrow i will ask daisy out for him and act all serious and not laugh or puke or anything and rhiannon better not ruin it because it is my job also i am writing like a retard because tbh i couldnt care less about this situation and therefore it does not require punctuation of any sort have fun decoding it.
& also.
Laurie fancies Iestyn. Yeah, we all know. Except those weird people who visit my blog to try to find out where i live. For you peodophiles; Laurie is one of the less attractive girls in our school. I mean, she has lovely hair and great skin and perfect teeth, but she is on the slightly overweight side and that is all that boys really see. (And tits.) (I'm sure Laurie has great tits, too, but i've never really checked or been curious before.) (No, i'm still not curious.) (Really.) (Why the hell am i talking about Laurie's tits? Sorry, Laurie.) But anyway, she has an insane crush on a kid in my class, Iestyn. (Yest-in). She is mildly attractive in an eyebrow-y sort of way. He has no intrest whatsoever in her but is well aware that she likes him. Anyway, in reg, he said something about fucking my mum up the ass. I was like, "Okay, Whatever, May i tell Laurie that?" And he did that weird eyebrows-in-a-line-and-retard-pout thing he does when he's CONFOOSED. Like when Laurie asked me to ask if he was single. I didn't ask outright, because he would have paired it with the way i tried to take a picture of him in reg (I just got a blur that happens when a furry creature dives to the floor) and thing that I liked him. So i said:
"Iestyn, are you seeing Georgia?" I knew he wasn't, but watch this next part:
-insert eyebrows-in-a-line-and-retard-pout thing here-
"No"
"Well, who are you seeing then?"
"Noone" Boom, got my information.
& Anyway.
Then, in RE, he was talking to Sam about Laurie. Messing about, saying that she's "Fit" and "Floats my boat". O.0
So i thought i'd make her day by writing her a letter:
Dear dearest Laurie,
Iestyn has told me that
a) The thinks you're "fit"
b) He wants to fuck my mum up the ass,
but don't worry, because he also said that,
c) You "float his boat".
Lots of un-lesbian love,
Jamie xoI wanted to make her feel good, and it was all the truth.
I added note b) to try and get her to get over him.
No such luck. She kept reading over my letter as though it was the Bible.
Kids these days. O_O
And another thing:
I was walking down the corridor when this year 7 walked past me talking to her friend. I heard, "He's engaged to Shelbie".
D:
A) Shelbie is the most bitchiest of bitches. She called me a nerd in primary school. MEANIE.
B) She is 13.
C) She is possibly seeing LEE KERR (Ultimate minter of mint. Well, topless, anyway. The face seems to get worse every tech lesson... but i still wouldn't say no.)
D) IN MY DREAM THEY KEPT SNOGGING EACH OTHER. (Although Shelbie was very understanding when i kept finding them. Totally uncharacteristic.)
E) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Juiced 11:46 am
