Last day of year 8.
17/07/2009
It was good and bad...
School: Yeah, first we had an assembly where we basically just shuffled in our seats hoping that our teachered didn't notice our trainers. And i went onstage to be presented with "Jamie-Lee Carter"'s award for helping out in French for open evening. As the school production this year was Bugsy Malone, we had the "treat" of some songs being performed for us. So there was a load of tall year 10s, and then a dip where you could just see the tip of Bader's hat. Very funny. Then "Tulula" walked through the audience and flaped her fan over Corey Mitchelle's head. You could tell he was so chuffed.
The rest of the half-day was a blur of watching Drop Dead Fred, and eating Chocolate in French. I loved every second of it.
Home: My life is falling apart. None of my parents want me and all my step parents are complete and utter PRICKS. Mum's going tomorrow for a few weeks, and i'm stuck with Mr.Prickiams. Oh, i fucking hate him. So yeah.
We also went to Barry Island for the day. It was really nice. I guess that's all i can say about it. The kind of perfect that you know isn;t going to last, so it makes it imperfect.
Other: I think i have a phobia of getting older. Don't laugh. I'm serious.
Juiced 3:25 pm
More Omegle convos.
16/07/2009
Stranger: hey sexygoose
You: Have you ever considered being a jehovah's witness?
Stranger: i have.
You: And..?
Stranger: they wear sexy outgfits.
You: Is that a yes?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes it is
You: Then you may join my Jehovah club.
You: We read the bible every tuesday.
You: And protest every friday.
You: And annoy people every other day.
Stranger: what do we protest?
You: About blood transfusions and shizzle.
Stranger: shit, maybe i shouldn't be one
You: NO. JOIN US.
Stranger: a blood transfusion saved my life three years ago..
You: That's it, either we drain your blood or you're going to Hell.
Stranger: but it was from a liing person?
Stranger: living
You: Doesn't matter.
You: SINNER.
You: Are we draining it or not, then?
Stranger: i hope you get reincarnated and they print witchcraft followings on you.
You: Is that a yes? We'll be at your house in half an hour.
Stranger: 100 fuckyou lane, wefuckourselves, fuckland?
Stranger: okiedokie.
You: No, i know your REAL address.
You: 30 minutes.. Be ready. I'll bring the NEEDLES.
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You: BEEEEEEP.
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You: I'm behind you.
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You: I heard you had AIDS.
Stranger: i heard you suck dick bitch
You: I heard you had double AIDS.
You: From a GOAT.
You: :P
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Stranger: Hii
You: Do you like OVILES?
Stranger: Jahman
You: I spelt olives wrong.. :s
Stranger: Okay
You: What? Is that a type of Drug?
Stranger: Not a drug!
Stranger: A name!
You: DO YOU TAKE WEED?!
Stranger: Jahman
Stranger: Efry day
Stranger: Efry second
Stranger: And efry our
You: Is that why you're spelling "every" wrong?
You: And "hour"?
Stranger: I like efry
Stranger: And i like hour
You: Is that like an online chip shop? E-Fry?
Stranger: I think so
Stranger: Efrything exists
You: I'll have to check.
Stranger: Oki
You: It's something about "your lifestyle resource".
You: Which might mean chips.
Stranger: Oki
Stranger: I like pó
You: The chips are not singing.
You: The chips are manic depressives.
You: Poor chips.
You: SHARKS.
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You: Hi, i'm plastic fantastic.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: hi
You: Like, hi!
Stranger: hmm
You: Like, yeah!
Stranger: m or f?
You: Like, idk!
Stranger: what's up ?
You: Like, nm!
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You: Beep.
Stranger: hey
You: Beep.
Stranger: Shit RUN!
You: Beep.
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You: I can see you.
You: You have nice hair.
You: It's soft.
Stranger: oh really? where i am?
You: I touched it last night while you were sleeping.
Stranger: mm yeah
You: You have a pretty nose, too.
You: So... Nose-like.
Stranger: yeah you are right
You: I adore you.
Stranger: thanks^^ me too
You: I can see you from here.
You: Stop looking for me!
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Stranger: hello
You: Are you a goldfish?
Stranger: not yet...
Stranger: part trout
Stranger: ;)
You: Oh.
You: SHUN THE TROUT!
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You: Hi, i'm hannah montanna.
Stranger: i'm mtosev
You: I'm plastic fantastic.
You: I have my face on a lunchbox.
Stranger: do you know damjan murko and mtosev??
You: No. I am Hannah mantanna.
You: *Montanna
Stranger: they are the most famous gays in slovenia
Stranger: we all love them
You: Yeah, and i'm the most famous girl in, like, EVERYWHERE.
Stranger: here is mtosev's dog: http://www.shrani.si/f/A/l6/iYD6iU7/mtosev.jpg
You: I don't, like, care.
You: Because I HAVE BIG TEETH.
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You: FUCK OFF.
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Stranger: hello
You: What would you rather marry- a brick or a terrorist?
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Stranger: I'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married!
You: Salut!
Stranger: Bonjour ;D4
You: Ca va?
Stranger: Comme-ce comme-sa, et tu?
You: Oui, je suis tres bien.
Stranger: ... that's all the french I know. Hahaha.
You: Comment tu t'oppelles?
Stranger: Ah, mon appelle et Kylie.
Stranger: Et tu?
You: Bonjour, Kylie. Je m'appelle Pierre.
Stranger: Ooh, Bonjour Pierre. J'ai tres adore tu nom.
You: Merci!
Stranger: Heheh :)
You: Ou habites tu?
Stranger: Canada, et tu?
You: J'habite a Paris, en France.
Stranger: Ooh lala. (:
You: J'adore ca.
You: .. Je suis fatigant.. :/
Stranger: Comment vieux etes tu?
You: Je suis 16 ans. Et vous?
Stranger: Je suis 18 ans.
You: :)
You: You really thought you were talking to a french kid, didn't you?
You: xD
Stranger: Hahahaha, totally. XD
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Stranger: hey, i am Frank, 22, german, male looking for a nice girl... Can it be you?
You: D: I've seen you before, Frank!
You: AAAAAAAAAH
You: Why are you stalking me?
Stranger: didya?
You: STOP IT!
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You: You have beautiful eyes.
Stranger: riiight u too
You: You can see me from here?
Stranger: sure
You: I thought only i could see you...
Stranger: nice shirt
You: Thanks, i love your hair today.
Stranger: thanks
You: That's fine... Hey, what's in your fridge? I'm hungry..
You: I only had some bread last night from your kitchen.
Stranger: i just went to the market so theres plenty of food be welcomed
You: Oh, great. brb.
You: Please don't follow me.
You: LIAR.
Stranger: okays i'll just go to your fridge then
You: THERE IS NO FUCKING FOOD HERE!
You: I'm not stalking you ANYMORE, Richard!
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You: If you had a tounge the size of a giraffe what would you do?
Stranger: i dont know:D::D:D
You: Then think.
Stranger: goo question:D
Stranger: okay wait...
Stranger: i just dont know why are you asking:D
You: I wonder these things...
You: What would you marry- a brick or a terrorist?
Stranger: well i dont know what is a brick..
You: A peice of rock that is used to build a house.
You: Usually red.
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Stranger: voitii
You: Do you read the BIBLE?
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You: Do you love your planet?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I like cars
Stranger: so no
You: They are bad.
You: Give up the cars, come live in trees with us.
You: ;D we don't shave.
Stranger: that's sick! monkey bastards! :)
Stranger: I love cars
Stranger: and bikes
You: No, we just love our Mother.
You: She created us to live in harmony with the birds..
You: And leg hair.
Stranger: I love my mother
Stranger: and my dad
Stranger: and sister
You: Praise the nature God!
You: The sky God!
Stranger: and they love cars too
You: The EARTH GOD!
You: PRAYYYYY!
You: (And grow leg hair!)
Stranger: I'm a man, so yeah i dont' shave, but girls with hairy legs and arms.... :S uug and hairy ****y .... uugh
You: So. It's how we were made to be.
You: JOIN US.
Stranger: fuck u
You: We are ALL natural. We don't even eat skittles.
You: Promise.
Stranger: you're crazy sick people
You: No, we let the Earth god guide us.
You: And the Sky god.
Stranger: I love to eat meat
You: And the Nature- NOOOOOOO.
You: The poor defenseless animals!
You: Well, i hope you get obese.
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Stranger: hey
You: I am a pirate
Stranger: nice :O
You: I know, rad, right?
You: I live in disneyland.
Stranger: thats awesome
You: In the pirate section.
You: GRRRRRR RAWR GRR.
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Stranger: a wild levar burton appears
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: can i donate platelets?
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: they give me all my blood back when i donate plateletts
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: you are not a very nice jehova's witness
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: you also don't seem to understand copy/paste
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
You: I'm glad you agree with me.
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I love freaking kids out on here.
Juiced 2:53 pm
OMG.
Last day of year 8 tomorrow.
Woah.
Juiced 2:27 pm
The back of boy's heads.
I didn't intend on getting the back of Iestyn's head, it just kind of happened.
Laurie lurves him, but tbh she's got no chance.
So i tried to make her happy by getting a pic of the Eyebrow monster for her.
I said, "Hey, Iestynm smile!" in reg. I got some kind of blur that is caused by someone jumping to the ground.
On the way to Maths, i was walking behind him, so i thought, "what the hell" and got a pic of the back of his head. Laurie was so happy.
After history, i decided to do some Lee-stalking.
Got a pic of the back of his head.
And another one, of the back of his head.
Overall, not a bad pic-day.
Juiced 1:39 pm
Omegle convos.
15/07/2009
http://www.stardoll.com/en/clubs/forum.php?page=0&id=24&topicId=12935037
Just scroll through the randomness.
(I'm xcrazychickx)
Juiced 5:03 pm
Summer goals:
1. Loose weight. (Because i realized i'm fat again)
2. Find a way to become beautiful. (Because i realized i'm still ugly)
3. Get rid of spots. (Too spotty)
4. Have fringe cut. (Mum says it's too fringey.)
5. Go shopping one time or another.
6. Write some lyrics for the band.
7. Grow.
8. Learn Yoga
9. Mourn for stuff
10. Attend the sleepover of the year. (Rhiannon's Vamp-themed one)
Juiced 2:48 pm
Open evening.
14/07/2009
So there was this Cafe thing i was taking part in.
In the Hall.
I wore my black skinnies and a stripey top which was WAYY too big for me.
Me & Daisy walked up Pant.
And down again.
Then, in the Hall, there was this French Cafe vs Welsh Cafe thing going on.
We had Croissants & Bread + Cheese, and they had biscuits & Welsh cakes.
Me & Daisy kept eating all the Welsh stuff to get them out of buisiness.
(Didn't work).
Basically, we just had to try and beat this annoying welsh year 7 to the "customers" and say something that sounded like "ass you"
(Azzes-vous)
3 hours straight, standing up.
But it was a laugh.
Juiced 12:35 pm
Ups & Downs:
Lee moving to 9i1:
Ups:
Not having to perfect my fringe every 5 seconds incase he walks in.
Not feeling awkward when in a group that he would have been in.
Now feeling awkward, full stop.
HE MAY BE UNABLE TO FLIRT WITH SHELBIE.
Downs:
Not seeing his immense mintness every Drama/Music lesson.
Not having any chance to talk to him, whatsoever.
Not having any chance to "accidentally" bump into him, whatsoever.
Juiced 10:54 am
Reveiw of Today:
13/07/2009
Walking Down: To avoid the very slow walkers i normally hang with, i went for the way that goes pest the peado's house. Luckily, didn't get molested, or killed.
Reg: Rhiannon talked about nothing but Interveiw with a Vampire. :|
PE: Yet another endless game of rounders. The changing rooms were soaking wet and i scored a rounder.
Bio: Watched a video about eyes and gorillas.
Break: Had a "mourning for McMuffin" day. I'll add a McMuffin dedication post later. Also agreed that all inanimate objects are now called Johnny Depp (Because he can become ANYONE) and i stroked Johnny Depp (The tree).
ICT: Drew an apple with a face. Rhiannon won't admit it, but my apple kicks her apple's pixelated ASS.
Drama: We had to make a comedy scetch to make Sir laugh. (Psst- we were the only group that did!) Basically, i was stuck with Nemo, and Caitlin. I was THIS close to being with Lee, but noooo, Caitlin had to come and ruin the lesson for me and Rhiannon by butting in. Great. Anyway, me and Rhiannon were having a great laugh inbetween Cailtin hiding under a coat and talking about a swamp. Until Sir came out and told us all we had 6 mins. So we got our plot and improvised the rest. Rhiannon was a phycic, Caitlin was a ... idk, presenter, and i was a crazy woman who's cat just died. Rhiannon was all like, "I can tell when you're thinking!" and looked at me and said.. "Cat!" Then i broke down in tears, crying about "Cat". Then she said, "Uhm... Rhubarb!"
"that was his name!" Sob, sob. (Infact, i was laughing my head of. In a sobby way).
"Uhm, umbrella!"
"That was his favourite toy!"
So then Nemo went around the audience, saying things like, "Banjo" and "Penguin" while Nathan and Skye looked creeped out. I kept saying "cat.. Nooooo!" while she was doing it. (Not DOING IT!) xD
Then she dragged me off stage.
And Caitlin said, "Techinal difficulties" and ran offstage.
THE END.
Oh, and in Lee's, he was this kid called Johnny who was about 4 who was on the news who smoked weed.
He said in a stupid voice, "My mom says i should eat my greens, but i smoke 'em instead!" and gave Sam an imaginary spliff. Sam's eyes went really wide and he was like, "woahh".Then Lee said something about his "mom!" and Sam said newsreporter stuff.
Then Aaron said some stuff about killing himself.
:|
Lunch: We mourned for McMuffin again.
And i had this weird lunch combination.
Naanbread with chopped dog ontop with plastic egg on top.
Salad, and chips.
Daisy stole all my chips and sprinkled crisps in my salad.
Eww.
Oh, and this weird dog-poo and strawberry thing in a pot.
My lunch was the strawberrys.
Music: Acheived a "Mwah!" in my Homage To Hayden peice on the keyboard.
Sir was all like, "You're better than you're letting on"
And i was all like, "Yeah, i know."
:)
Juiced 1:46 pm
GINGE WENT TO THE CINEMA WITH BUDDAH!
12/07/2009
Aka, Daisy went to the cinema with Matt.
:O
Juiced 2:45 pm
