Rawr.
19/06/2009
Testing, testing.
Juiced 11:16 am
Another New Layout.
Rhiannon didn't like the sheep.
Like this?
I
adore it.
Now you can comment!
On the CBOX on your left, under "Tags".
Enjoy.
Juiced 11:08 am
So my whole family wants me dead...
Most of you won't know this, but my family have disowned me. They want me to die. Oh.
My sister started the "Let's kill Jamie!" craze by attempting to strangle me this monrning, after saying "I'm going to murder you", and me saying, blankly, "Go on, then."
After school, mum gave me this huge you're-not-so-fucking-innocent thing, then said "I don't blame her for wanting to hurt you."
Fab.
I might just jump out the window to save your energy.
Update: I WILL jump out of the window. After Kayla's, naturally.
Juiced 8:08 am
New Blog.
18/06/2009
Okay, i love it.
I have NAVS.
I have a PRETTY SHEEP.
Ect.
But you can't comment. Awwh. :/
Juiced 11:30 am
Kayla's
Going to kayla's on Sat fur` her b-day`.
Metting @ Co-Op @ 10`,
Drop off stuff @ Her house,
Cinema` // Shoppingggggg // E-numburs`.
(McD's // Kay-Eff-See)
Sleepovur`. :D
Watchin` EdSiz, LeeEvs, MightyBooshh`, ShaunO`TheDead, ect, ect.
Listening tu` MCR`, Moooooose, Ev-es`, ect.
Eating lasangeeeeee`.
Putting stoooopid amounts of fake tan & Permen` Mark` on whoever goes to sleep furst`. (Kayla.)
ect`
(Sorry, in a @, `, u, and eeeeeeeeeeeeee mood.)
Juiced 10:32 am
All about today.
15/06/2009
Morning:- Woke at 7.20. Weird, i normally get up at 5. But, seeing as i've finished all my library books and the one i decided to re-read, have no homework, and was tired, i decided to wake up at 6 instead. Forgot i was lying on my phone.
Reg:- Was supposed to buy a homework diary. Decided to get Rhiannon to photocopy hers instead. In my health booklet, which the school used to pervertedly stalk us by asking questions such at "How did you feel yesterday?" and "How many fruit and vegetables did you eat?" and "How much excersize did you do?" I wrote, for the "How did you feel yesterday" coloumn, "In Pain" as opposed to "Suicidle", and then not coming into school again.
PE:- Played rounders yet again. Rhiannon waved her hands in a "shoo" motion and said "Go feilders" in a Dan-Furtek fashion.
Tres amusant. Then we were still on the Astro when the bell went off. Fab.
Bio:- Did a test. Got 92%. Yay.
Break:- Nothing of intrest. Kayla got chased by a boy in crutches, though. Our first can, Cake, escaped. He is still rolling down the wide expanse of yard as we speak.
ICT:- Clait suite or some shit like that. Printed all of it out, helped Sean, Josh, Craig, Robby & Tyler, whilst also continually being felt up by Tyler. As you can guess, he has a black eye now.
(No, not really. Just a dead arm. And leg.)
Drama:- Awesome. We did this big soap thing, i made the plot, characters, ect.
Richard: Old pub owner that used to be married to June but decided to dump her. He is a grumpy alcholic and hates everyone. Around 45.
June: 54 year-old nutcase.
May: June's 48-year-old sister, mother of Madison. Snob, Rich, Gossip. Pressures Madison.
Madison: 14. Fancys Rhys and tries to impress him by setting fire to things. Used to be cute & innocent. Now is, as Shelbie put it, "A teenage rebel buht".
Rhys: 13-year-old ex-prisoner that sets fire to things. Can i say any more?
Rough script:
(Madison walks to school with May [how pathetic!])
May: Now, Madison, i want no less from you than an A in your Physics test today, or dire consiquesnces.
(Madison scuttles off)
(June comes into veiw, skipping into the school.)
May: June, what are you doing?
June: (sings) School-time, school-time...
(May grabs June's arm, all posh-looking)
May: Not in public, June.
(Walks)
(Richard walks past.)
June: It's HIM.
(June & May give Richard the Death-glare. Richard sighs and drinks more beer as he walks past.)
(All go offstage as Madison & Rhys enter)
Rhys: So, Maddy, fancy setting fire to Richy's pub tonight?
(Madison looks worried)
Rhys: You're not chicken, are you?
Madison: No, ofcourse not. I'll be there.
(A few hours later)
(Madison scream from offstage, Rhys runs out, looking behind him and carrying a phone)
Rhys: Hello? I need the firefighters- now!
(Rhys runs offstage and scene changes, Richard is sitting down , clutching a beer can, June is staring into space, and May is on gossip overdrive)
May: So, i heard your pub got burnt down, Richard. How will you provide yourself with alcohol now? Anyway, apparently, this kid died there. Police everywhere, body burnt so bad they need dental records. It wouldn't be my Madison, she knows better than being involved with riff-raff like that boy...
(Police woman walks in)
PW: Are you May. E. Turner?
May: Yes, why?
PW: We beleive your daughter was the victim of the Pub Fire.
All: (Eastenders finishing "dun dun dun")
Dinner:- Did art homework. Pizza. Yum.
Music:- Me & Tom on a keyboard. Played Amazing Grace and other built-in songs, adding some extra drum beats. Tom sung. Awesome.
There you go, info for teh` stalkers.
Juiced 11:07 am
Woke up.
14/06/2009
It took ages to go to sleep this morning.
It was around 6 o'clock when i did.
I had a pillow over my head because it was light already.
And here i am, up at 9am.
Never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink, never have an energy drink.
I think that got the message through to my stupid, hyperactive brain.
Juiced 3:42 am