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3.52 am

It's sunday and it's 1.56 am. Wow.
I'm not even little bit tired.
Maybe because i had a few litres of mum's energy drink when she wasn't looking.
It tasted like CRANBERRY.

So, i Geog, we were marking our test, and the question about "what animals could graze on the steep slopes of south italy". I wrote "Goats and sheep" and got the mark. Rhiannon wrote "Donkeys." Aparently, they could also graze without tumbling down a hill. Where on Earth Rhiannon got "donkeys" from is beyond me. Anyhoo, Mrs.J said that most people wrote "cows" and she also said that the cows can't go on steep slopes. I turned to Rhiannon and said, "Are you getting a mental image of a fat white cow with brown patches rolling down a hill too?" She found it funny. Don't know why. It was just a question. Anyway, later that day, i asked her "Are you getting a mental image of a fat Dewi rolling down a hill too?" I don't remember where that came from. Why was i even thinking of Dewi? *cringes*

I can't come to your birthday party. I'm off to Cardiff that saturday. And beleive me, if i couldn't go to forbidden planet and New Look and Claire's accessories and Starbucks and... Well, i would go to your party. I mean, there's cake, right? Anyway, wrap it up for me and bring it in the next monday. I'll bring your card and v, v, v, nice pressie. :] SORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE.Y.

Sure, i've had worse. When i was 8, i had 7 teeth out. And did i care? Nope, because the teeth grew back, as teeth tend to do once in a while. (A while being a lifetime). I've had my while. My teeth aren't growing back. Ever. Ouch. The ones that specialize in the chomping of Tuna sandwhiches and Ben & Jerries and Rhiannon's crisps. I went to the same place as i did last time, where my mum beat up a nurse who was waking me up at the time. This time no beating up occured, but i think the procedure was the same. I was givent some "Magic cream" that made my hand go wrinkley and was supposed to stop the pain when the needle entered my skin. By the way, it didn't. That needle hurt like hell. Then they asked if i wanted to see the thing that was putting me in some kind of coma being injected into me. I said "yes" to be polite. It was literally the length of my arm. Almost as thick, too. Then my whole arm felt freezing and it felt like someone was strangling me. The next thing i remember, i was in a wheelchair. It was rad. I couldn't wheel myself though, which was a bit of a downer. Then i fazed out, and suddenly i was in a chair, asking if it was a dream. It felt like a dream, everything fuzzy and forgotten, until i focused. A sheet saying what i was alowwed to eat. Faze. Wanting to sleep. Faze. Trying to walk. Faze. And suddenly, i was in the car. I had a few stitches and 4 giant holes in my gum, and nothing to eat all morning. My mouth was full of blood and it didn't taste too bad, at first. But then it started to get boring. Tough luck, though. I still have that taste now, over 9 hours, a bowl of noodles, 4 yoghurts, and 7 glasses of juice later. I'd miss this for Maths any day.

So we were all doing this Macbeth scene involving Josh dying and me being Murderer 3. And something about horses and raining. Oh well, anyway, our group was crap, but Tyler's was ah-mazing. Here's more or less what they did:

(Nathan, Tyler and Sean talk some random Shake-a-spear shit)
(Morgan walkes on, talks about rain, and eventually gets killed.)
Nathan: Wait, look.
Sean: Hey, is that a mask?
(Tyler pulls off mask)
Tyler: Oh my God- It's Britney!
(Morgan jumps up and sings "Hit me baby one more time!")
(Sean hits her over the head with a "Warning- wet floor" sign.)
(She falls on the floor, dead or crippled.)
Tyler: Murderer 2, you killed Britney!
(Sean grins)
Nathan: What do we do with the body?
(Everyone panics)
(Tyler picks up "Warning-wet floor" sign and sets it up so "Britney" is lying under it [it's one of those fold-out ones]).
(Murderers run out)

Best shake-a-spear play thus far.

Found this somewhere, seemed amusing:

How Much Of Your School Life Have You Messed Up? [So Far]

[X] Gotten Detention. (In school - hundreds for various reasons. After- 1. Didn't bring in a goddamned mousemat.)
[X] Gotten A Phone Taken From You In Class. (PE. Hannah did it!)
[ ] Got Suspended
[X] Gotten Caught Chewing Gum. (The other day in French)
[ ] Gotten Caught Cheated On A Test.

Total So Far : 3

[X] Came Late To Class More Than 5 Times. (I live up Pant. Need i go through the various shootings?)
[X] Didnt Do Homework Over 5 Times. (Oops.)
[ ] Turned At least 3 Projects In Late.
[X] Missed School Just because You Felt Like It. (Mum didn't mind. :D)
[ ] Laughed So Loud You Got Kicked Out Of Class.

Total So Far : 6

[X] Got Your Mum/Dad To Get You Out Of School. (Dentist & Stuff)
[X] Text People During Class. (Welsh, to Tyler & Morgan. Funny xD)
[X] Pass Notes During Class. (Remember that painful RE Lemon experince?)
[X] Threw Stuff Across The Room. (Mostly rubbers at Josh.)
[X] Laughed At The Teacher. (That gay bald one that was telling jokes in PSE.)

Total So Far : 11

[X] Been In A Physical/Verbal Fight At School. (Mostly involving Daisy.)
[X] Took Pictures During School Hours. (Remember "Pose time", anyone?)
[X] Called Someone During School Hours. (Weeell, Zan called me.)
[X] Listened To An iPod During School Hours. (Most PE lessons when we're supposed to be changing / "free" lesson.)

Total So Far : 15

[ ] Threw Something At The Teacher.
[ ] Went Outside The Classroom Without Permission.
[X] Broke The Dress Code. (Rings.. Belts.. Nail Varnish.. Many untucked shirts.. Blue hoodie to "green" day.. ect, ect, ect.)
[ ] Failed A Class.
[X] Ate Food During Class. (Food tech. And a flapjack in the library.)

Total So Far : 17

[ ] Gotten A Call From School.
[ ] Wasnt Allowed On A Trip Due To Bad Behaviour.
[X] Didnt Take Stuff To School (Sometimes not even my bag.)
[X] Give Your Teacher The Finger When They Werent Looking. (Sometimes, 2.)
[ ] Cursed Loud Enough During Class So The Teacher Heard You.

Total So Far : 19

[ ] Faked Your Parents Signiture.
[ ] Slept In Class.
[ ] Cursed At Your Teacher.
[X] Copied Homework. (Thanks, Rhiannon!)
[ ] Got In Trouble With The Principal.

Total So Far : 20

Multiply By 3 To Get Your Percentage.

I wrecked 60% of my school life. Hang in, 40%!

Deleted the post.
Try printing it now.
You won't.
You won't even need to now, after telling everyone.
Thanks. What a buddy you are.
And let me tell you- it may have meant nothing to you, but today sure told me alot of things about you. I guess i never realized what an untrustworthy crippled bitch you are. But now i do.
And yeah- you said i couldn't act.
Look, i want to be your mate, i just won't tell you anything vitally important. This includes moving house, anyone dying, having a terminal illness, liking other boys, Going out with anyone, ect, ect, ect.
I told you i was going to punish you.

But i forgot.

Oh, wait.
Coming back..
*concentrates*
I'm getting... something... A blog... a ginger.. de ja vu... Masterchef......
DAISY WAS COPYING MY BLOG.
:O

Today i went to ADSA.
(Go team ADSA! Tesco will rot in Hell!)
I spent £15.
Which is a lot of money.
Considering i only bought 2 things for myself.
A MUSE CD! (Black holes & Revelations) = £5
And a Nougat bar. 33p.
There were tonnes of Greenday CDs there, like 10 diff. ones.
Rhiannon would've been in heaven.
So, Rhiannon, i urge you- go to ASDA! Gvie up for Tesco obsession- convert to team ADSA! It's the protestant version of Catholic Tesco! BE LIKE HENRY VIII. MAKE THE BREAK WITH ROME. (Tesco)
Anyway...
I bought Kayla's present.
So now she won't be begging us all for a certain something, Rhiannon.
And i got her a card.
And i got Barry a card for fathers' day, £2!! But i'm making Danni give me £1 to have her name on it... Ba ha ha ha!
And i got Barry a big Chocolate bar.
(Thus the reason i had to buy a nougat bar to keep my mouth occupied.)

Humm.
Listening to Muse.
WITH A LYRIC SHEET.
Oh, I feel the jelousy rolling off you guys.
Rhiannon, i DID try to phone you.
Many times.
I even considered leaving you a voicemail.
I sent you a text.
And you're phone is bloody off!

Has anyone else been able to get in contact with her?
She hasn't even read the very embarassing post yet. :
I hate weekends.
:
Might go climb that tree i wrote about for my RE exam. (Yes, for 10 marks, i wrote about a TREE. *palmface*)
But i came up here to tidy my room..
Oh, how can i possibly choose?

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