The Zombie Apocalipse Explained...
03/03/2009
You may have heard many references to the Zombie apocalipse.
It's very simple.
Tyler asked what would we do if there was a Zombie Aposalipse.
Me &+ Rhiannon &+ Tyler launched then into a full-blown.. Well, i don't think there's a word for it yet.
Imagine 93784 or so 3-year-olds in a room.
Pump that room full of laughing gas.
Add free skittles.
And - BOOM.
That was kinda what it was like.
You may want to inject those kids with some illeagle substances also..
But, anyway, let's leave our hyped-up three year olds, and get back to the Zombies.
We agreed that we'd all go live in Greg's.
There, all done.
BUT.
It is NEVER "all Done" in our world.
Today, Tyler brought up the subject again.
So we turned into the 3-year-olds again, going into immense detail of how and when our friends and inanimate objects got eaten/killed/ran over/hit over the head with a pastie/Explode/ect.
It involved 4 of Tyler's key movements:
1. "AAA!" (Hands up, waves head around)
2. "PSHH! PSHH!" (Hands firing imaginary pistol)
3. "DUM. DUM. DUM. DUM." (Hands hitting table in a caveman-style)
4. "La lala lala.." (Waves around like a girl)
It involed some of these deaths:
1. Hobi exploded.
2. Sean saw a maths book and got eaten
3. We told Jess that there was something shiny outside Gregs (She got eaten)
4. Someone got run over by a Zombie driving a bus
The madness goes on.
Just let your imagination wander.
But not too far.
We don't want Tyler getting a hold of it, now.
-J x
Labels: Bus, Gregg's, Hobi, Rhiannon, Sean, Tyler, Zombie
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