Today in PE
11/05/2009
We were playing Tennis today.
And, you might have guessed, I'm crap at anything that involves getting off my big butt.
But, i still played.
We were doing this crappy-waste-of-time game called "King of the court".
(WTF? The only kids playing were girls! We don't want a sex change for tennis!)
And guess who was king!
Yup, moi!
(Yeah, i got out on first turn, but so what? I WAS KING FIRST!)
When i went out, i put on this heavy English accent, and said royally, "I demand to play at Wimbledon"
Now, you try saying Wimbledon with an English accent.
It's frikin' hard.
That took talent.
Juiced 10:35 am