All about today.
15/06/2009
Morning:- Woke at 7.20. Weird, i normally get up at 5. But, seeing as i've finished all my library books and the one i decided to re-read, have no homework, and was tired, i decided to wake up at 6 instead. Forgot i was lying on my phone.
Reg:- Was supposed to buy a homework diary. Decided to get Rhiannon to photocopy hers instead. In my health booklet, which the school used to pervertedly stalk us by asking questions such at "How did you feel yesterday?" and "How many fruit and vegetables did you eat?" and "How much excersize did you do?" I wrote, for the "How did you feel yesterday" coloumn, "In Pain" as opposed to "Suicidle", and then not coming into school again.
PE:- Played rounders yet again. Rhiannon waved her hands in a "shoo" motion and said "Go feilders" in a Dan-Furtek fashion.
Tres amusant. Then we were still on the Astro when the bell went off. Fab.
Bio:- Did a test. Got 92%. Yay.
Break:- Nothing of intrest. Kayla got chased by a boy in crutches, though. Our first can, Cake, escaped. He is still rolling down the wide expanse of yard as we speak.
ICT:- Clait suite or some shit like that. Printed all of it out, helped Sean, Josh, Craig, Robby & Tyler, whilst also continually being felt up by Tyler. As you can guess, he has a black eye now.
(No, not really. Just a dead arm. And leg.)
Drama:- Awesome. We did this big soap thing, i made the plot, characters, ect.
Richard: Old pub owner that used to be married to June but decided to dump her. He is a grumpy alcholic and hates everyone. Around 45.
June: 54 year-old nutcase.
May: June's 48-year-old sister, mother of Madison. Snob, Rich, Gossip. Pressures Madison.
Madison: 14. Fancys Rhys and tries to impress him by setting fire to things. Used to be cute & innocent. Now is, as Shelbie put it, "A teenage rebel buht".
Rhys: 13-year-old ex-prisoner that sets fire to things. Can i say any more?
Rough script:
(Madison walks to school with May [how pathetic!])
May: Now, Madison, i want no less from you than an A in your Physics test today, or dire consiquesnces.
(Madison scuttles off)
(June comes into veiw, skipping into the school.)
May: June, what are you doing?
June: (sings) School-time, school-time...
(May grabs June's arm, all posh-looking)
May: Not in public, June.
(Walks)
(Richard walks past.)
June: It's HIM.
(June & May give Richard the Death-glare. Richard sighs and drinks more beer as he walks past.)
(All go offstage as Madison & Rhys enter)
Rhys: So, Maddy, fancy setting fire to Richy's pub tonight?
(Madison looks worried)
Rhys: You're not chicken, are you?
Madison: No, ofcourse not. I'll be there.
(A few hours later)
(Madison scream from offstage, Rhys runs out, looking behind him and carrying a phone)
Rhys: Hello? I need the firefighters- now!
(Rhys runs offstage and scene changes, Richard is sitting down , clutching a beer can, June is staring into space, and May is on gossip overdrive)
May: So, i heard your pub got burnt down, Richard. How will you provide yourself with alcohol now? Anyway, apparently, this kid died there. Police everywhere, body burnt so bad they need dental records. It wouldn't be my Madison, she knows better than being involved with riff-raff like that boy...
(Police woman walks in)
PW: Are you May. E. Turner?
May: Yes, why?
PW: We beleive your daughter was the victim of the Pub Fire.
All: (Eastenders finishing "dun dun dun")
Dinner:- Did art homework. Pizza. Yum.
Music:- Me & Tom on a keyboard. Played Amazing Grace and other built-in songs, adding some extra drum beats. Tom sung. Awesome.
There you go, info for teh` stalkers.
Juiced 11:07 am