"Oh my God- It's Britney!"
09/06/2009
So we were all doing this Macbeth scene involving Josh dying and me being Murderer 3. And something about horses and raining. Oh well, anyway, our group was crap, but Tyler's was ah-mazing. Here's more or less what they did:
(Nathan, Tyler and Sean talk some random Shake-a-spear shit)
(Morgan walkes on, talks about rain, and eventually gets killed.)
Nathan: Wait, look.
Sean: Hey, is that a mask?
(Tyler pulls off mask)
Tyler: Oh my God- It's Britney!
(Morgan jumps up and sings "Hit me baby one more time!")
(Sean hits her over the head with a "Warning- wet floor" sign.)
(She falls on the floor, dead or crippled.)
Tyler: Murderer 2, you killed Britney!
(Sean grins)
Nathan: What do we do with the body?
(Everyone panics)
(Tyler picks up "Warning-wet floor" sign and sets it up so "Britney" is lying under it [it's one of those fold-out ones]).
(Murderers run out)
Best shake-a-spear play thus far.
Juiced 11:23 am