Yo-Shizzle.
Click through the x's to navigate.
And remember: Beware the Orange Juice.




Link Back?

<a href=http://www.vintagevenom.blogspot.com><img src=<a href="http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh14/jamie-lea_hillman/Vintagevenom.gif" border="0"></a></a>

Stranger: hey sexygoose
You: Have you ever considered being a jehovah's witness?
Stranger: i have.
You: And..?
Stranger: they wear sexy outgfits.
You: Is that a yes?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes it is
You: Then you may join my Jehovah club.
You: We read the bible every tuesday.
You: And protest every friday.
You: And annoy people every other day.
Stranger: what do we protest?
You: About blood transfusions and shizzle.
Stranger: shit, maybe i shouldn't be one
You: NO. JOIN US.
Stranger: a blood transfusion saved my life three years ago..
You: That's it, either we drain your blood or you're going to Hell.
Stranger: but it was from a liing person?
Stranger: living
You: Doesn't matter.
You: SINNER.
You: Are we draining it or not, then?
Stranger: i hope you get reincarnated and they print witchcraft followings on you.
You: Is that a yes? We'll be at your house in half an hour.
Stranger: 100 fuckyou lane, wefuckourselves, fuckland?
Stranger: okiedokie.
You: No, i know your REAL address.
You: 30 minutes.. Be ready. I'll bring the NEEDLES.
You have disconnected.

__________________________________________________________________________________

You: BEEEEEEP.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

__________________________________________________________________________________

You: I'm behind you.
You have disconnected.

__________________________________________________________________________________

You: I heard you had AIDS.
Stranger: i heard you suck dick bitch
You: I heard you had double AIDS.
You: From a GOAT.
You: :P
You have disconnected.

__________________________________________________________________________________

Stranger: Hii
You: Do you like OVILES?
Stranger: Jahman
You: I spelt olives wrong.. :s
Stranger: Okay
You: What? Is that a type of Drug?
Stranger: Not a drug!
Stranger: A name!
You: DO YOU TAKE WEED?!
Stranger: Jahman
Stranger: Efry day
Stranger: Efry second
Stranger: And efry our
You: Is that why you're spelling "every" wrong?
You: And "hour"?
Stranger: I like efry
Stranger: And i like hour
You: Is that like an online chip shop? E-Fry?
Stranger: I think so
Stranger: Efrything exists
You: I'll have to check.
Stranger: Oki
You: It's something about "your lifestyle resource".
You: Which might mean chips.
Stranger: Oki
Stranger: I like pó
You: The chips are not singing.
You: The chips are manic depressives.
You: Poor chips.
You: SHARKS.
You have disconnected.

______________________________________________________________________________

You: Hi, i'm plastic fantastic.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: hi
You: Like, hi!
Stranger: hmm
You: Like, yeah!
Stranger: m or f?
You: Like, idk!
Stranger: what's up ?
You: Like, nm!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

_______________________________________________________________________________

You: Beep.
Stranger: hey
You: Beep.
Stranger: Shit RUN!

You: Beep.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

_______________________________________________________________________________

You: I can see you.
You: You have nice hair.
You: It's soft.
Stranger: oh really? where i am?
You: I touched it last night while you were sleeping.
Stranger: mm yeah
You: You have a pretty nose, too.
You: So... Nose-like.
Stranger: yeah you are right
You: I adore you.
Stranger: thanks^^ me too
You: I can see you from here.
You: Stop looking for me!
You have disconnected.

_____________________________________________________________________________

Stranger: hello
You: Are you a goldfish?
Stranger: not yet...
Stranger: part trout
Stranger: ;)
You: Oh.
You: SHUN THE TROUT!
You have disconnected.

_______________________________________________________________________________

You: Hi, i'm hannah montanna.
Stranger: i'm mtosev
You: I'm plastic fantastic.
You: I have my face on a lunchbox.
Stranger: do you know damjan murko and mtosev??
You: No. I am Hannah mantanna.
You: *Montanna
Stranger: they are the most famous gays in slovenia
Stranger: we all love them
You: Yeah, and i'm the most famous girl in, like, EVERYWHERE.
Stranger: here is mtosev's dog: http://www.shrani.si/f/A/l6/iYD6iU7/mtosev.jpg
You: I don't, like, care.
You: Because I HAVE BIG TEETH.
You have disconnected.

________________________________________________________________________________

You: FUCK OFF.
You have disconnected.

________________________________________________________________________________

Stranger: hello
You: What would you rather marry- a brick or a terrorist?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

_________________________________________________________________________________

Stranger: I'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married!
You: Salut!
Stranger: Bonjour ;D4
You: Ca va?
Stranger: Comme-ce comme-sa, et tu?
You: Oui, je suis tres bien.
Stranger: ... that's all the french I know. Hahaha.
You: Comment tu t'oppelles?
Stranger: Ah, mon appelle et Kylie.
Stranger: Et tu?
You: Bonjour, Kylie. Je m'appelle Pierre.
Stranger: Ooh, Bonjour Pierre. J'ai tres adore tu nom.
You: Merci!
Stranger: Heheh :)
You: Ou habites tu?
Stranger: Canada, et tu?
You: J'habite a Paris, en France.
Stranger: Ooh lala. (:
You: J'adore ca.
You: .. Je suis fatigant.. :/
Stranger: Comment vieux etes tu?
You: Je suis 16 ans. Et vous?
Stranger: Je suis 18 ans.
You: :)
You: You really thought you were talking to a french kid, didn't you?
You: xD
Stranger: Hahahaha, totally. XD
You have disconnected.

_____________________________________________________________________________

Stranger: hey, i am Frank, 22, german, male looking for a nice girl... Can it be you?
You: D: I've seen you before, Frank!
You: AAAAAAAAAH
You: Why are you stalking me?
Stranger: didya?
You: STOP IT!
You have disconnected.

____________________________________________________________________________

You: You have beautiful eyes.
Stranger: riiight u too
You: You can see me from here?
Stranger: sure
You: I thought only i could see you...
Stranger: nice shirt
You: Thanks, i love your hair today.
Stranger: thanks
You: That's fine... Hey, what's in your fridge? I'm hungry..
You: I only had some bread last night from your kitchen.
Stranger: i just went to the market so theres plenty of food be welcomed
You: Oh, great. brb.
You: Please don't follow me.
You: LIAR.
Stranger: okays i'll just go to your fridge then
You: THERE IS NO FUCKING FOOD HERE!
You: I'm not stalking you ANYMORE, Richard!
You have disconnected.

___________________________________________________________________________________

You: If you had a tounge the size of a giraffe what would you do?
Stranger: i dont know:D::D:D
You: Then think.
Stranger: goo question:D
Stranger: okay wait...
Stranger: i just dont know why are you asking:D
You: I wonder these things...
You: What would you marry- a brick or a terrorist?
Stranger: well i dont know what is a brick..
You: A peice of rock that is used to build a house.
You: Usually red.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

____________________________________________________________________________________

Stranger: voitii
You: Do you read the BIBLE?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

____________________________________________________________________________________

You: Do you love your planet?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I like cars
Stranger: so no
You: They are bad.
You: Give up the cars, come live in trees with us.
You: ;D we don't shave.
Stranger: that's sick! monkey bastards! :)
Stranger: I love cars
Stranger: and bikes
You: No, we just love our Mother.
You: She created us to live in harmony with the birds..
You: And leg hair.
Stranger: I love my mother
Stranger: and my dad
Stranger: and sister
You: Praise the nature God!
You: The sky God!
Stranger: and they love cars too
You: The EARTH GOD!
You: PRAYYYYY!
You: (And grow leg hair!)
Stranger: I'm a man, so yeah i dont' shave, but girls with hairy legs and arms.... :S uug and hairy ****y .... uugh
You: So. It's how we were made to be.
You: JOIN US.
Stranger: fuck u
You: We are ALL natural. We don't even eat skittles.
You: Promise.
Stranger: you're crazy sick people
You: No, we let the Earth god guide us.
You: And the Sky god.
Stranger: I love to eat meat
You: And the Nature- NOOOOOOO.
You: The poor defenseless animals!
You: Well, i hope you get obese.
You have disconnected.

________________________________________________________________________________

Stranger: hey
You: I am a pirate
Stranger: nice :O
You: I know, rad, right?
You: I live in disneyland.
Stranger: thats awesome
You: In the pirate section.
You: GRRRRRR RAWR GRR.
You have disconnected.

_________________________________________________________________________________

Stranger: a wild levar burton appears
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: can i donate platelets?
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: they give me all my blood back when i donate plateletts
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: you are not a very nice jehova's witness
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: you also don't seem to understand copy/paste
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
You: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
Stranger: DONT GIVE BLOOD. BECOME A JEHOVA'S WITNESS AND STAY TRUE TO THE BIBLE!
You: I'm glad you agree with me.
You have disconnected.


_______________

I love freaking kids out on here.

13 & afraid of growing up. Music lover & Fringe obsesser. Poptart, coffee, & Skittles enthusiast with a love of all things neon. Long black hair & awkward eyes, Skinny jeans & hairbows. Artistic & Lingustic. Just a freak pretending to be intellijunt.
Beware.

Designer: Lady-Nadya
Brushes: ObsidianDawn
Font: DaFont
Base Codes: pride avenue

18/01/2009 - 25/01/2009 25/01/2009 - 01/02/2009 01/02/2009 - 08/02/2009 08/02/2009 - 15/02/2009 15/02/2009 - 22/02/2009 22/02/2009 - 01/03/2009 01/03/2009 - 08/03/2009 08/03/2009 - 15/03/2009 15/03/2009 - 22/03/2009 22/03/2009 - 29/03/2009 29/03/2009 - 05/04/2009 05/04/2009 - 12/04/2009 12/04/2009 - 19/04/2009 19/04/2009 - 26/04/2009 26/04/2009 - 03/05/2009 03/05/2009 - 10/05/2009 10/05/2009 - 17/05/2009 17/05/2009 - 24/05/2009 24/05/2009 - 31/05/2009 31/05/2009 - 07/06/2009 07/06/2009 - 14/06/2009 14/06/2009 - 21/06/2009 21/06/2009 - 28/06/2009 28/06/2009 - 05/07/2009 05/07/2009 - 12/07/2009 12/07/2009 - 19/07/2009 19/07/2009 - 26/07/2009 26/07/2009 - 02/08/2009 02/08/2009 - 09/08/2009 09/08/2009 - 16/08/2009 16/08/2009 - 23/08/2009 23/08/2009 - 30/08/2009 30/08/2009 - 06/09/2009 06/09/2009 - 13/09/2009 13/09/2009 - 20/09/2009 20/09/2009 - 27/09/2009 27/09/2009 - 04/10/2009 04/10/2009 - 11/10/2009 11/10/2009 - 18/10/2009 18/10/2009 - 25/10/2009 25/10/2009 - 01/11/2009 01/11/2009 - 08/11/2009 08/11/2009 - 15/11/2009 15/11/2009 - 22/11/2009 22/11/2009 - 29/11/2009 13/12/2009 - 20/12/2009