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20/07/2009
It's official.
I have nothing better to do than mess around on Omegle and FML.
Stranger: hi there
You: So if i said i was Gay...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: BOOM.
You: I'm a terrorist.
You: I'mma get your train.
You have disconnected.
You: Hey hot stuff.
Stranger: Hey you.
You: What?! I'm not hot enough to be called Hot Stuff?!
Stranger: Hi hot stuff.
You: It's not the same now you've been prompted.
You: I'm going to jump off a bridge now.
You: I hope you're happy/.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hektor?
You: Zeroni.
You: Rawr i eat you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: ollǝɥ
Stranger: where from?
You: ¿ɯoɹɟ ǝɹǝɥʍ
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: u?
You: ʎǝʞɹnʇ
You: ¿n
Stranger: me too :D
You: p: ooʇ ǝǝɯ
Stranger: turkiyenin neresinde?
You: ¿ǝpuısǝɹǝu uıuǝʎıʞɹnʇ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: awnser fucking asshole
Stranger: !!!
You: :)
You: Fuck you.
You have disconnected.
Today, while teaching English in Korea, my boss gave me a birthday present from her and all of my co-workers. It was a really fancy box. It had very nice wrapping. It had a pretty bow. It was kind of heavy. It was 6 bottles of dandruff shampoo. FML.
Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
Stranger: hello
You: I am Michael Jackson's ghost.
Stranger: great
Stranger: i am angelina jolie tits
You: Yay, we're both plastic!
Stranger: lol, you think?
You: I KNOW.
You: Michael Jackson knows EVERYTHING.
Stranger: but he didnt know that he can die ;p
You: Yes i did.
You: I just chose not to tell anyone.
Stranger: so why you are dead?
Stranger: mhhhhm your choice ;p
You: Because i wanted to be a ghost.
Stranger: it's not so cool isnt it?
You: YES IT FUCKING IS.
You: You wouldn't know, titface.
Stranger: i must go, you should go too but ghost cant walk haha
You: Neither can tits.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Juiced 1:21 pm
