It's been a while.
09/08/2009
Okay, i haven't posted in a while, i'm pretty occupied with pretending to tidy my room and Twitter <3.
Anyways, i went to my uncle's wedding on Sa`Day. It was really beautiful.
I wore a strapless, knee-length black & with dress. Pretty cute.
But yeah, we were a bit late and had to hurry to sit down.
It was really ... breathtaking in there.
Little fairy lights covering the ceiling, and on the wall. White chairs and a small aisle. Kind of modest fairytale-ish. Nat walked in, and i was kinda, "Eww" at the dress. She's not fat or anything, just normal. But the dress proper gripped all the wrong curves, and was an off-white colour. Uncle Stevie looked alright though, the wedding colours were based on a rose, from what i could tell. All red, green and white.
Anyhoooooooo, they said the vows and whatnot, while Triniti made friends with the other 2 2-or-3-year-olds. In the middle of the aisle. Picking up confetti, throwing it, and shouting "Whoooosh!".
Then we went out in the grounds, and God were they stunning. We (Me, Bethany and Ryan, my cousins) walked about with Triniti, then Danni came over and started poking us for no reason, saying "Buzz". It was so fucking annoying. Then i was all like, "Danni, go away. You're nothing today." so she kept doing it. So i said, "Today, you are an electron in an atom in a molecule of air." Tbh, i don't know what that meant. I picked some sciencey words to scare her. It didn't. She just kept poking me and saying "air".
Then she made Triniti run about, thus ripping her adorable £30 dress.
Then it was DINNER TIME.
The cutlery & shizzle looked really sparkly, because of the fairy lights.
They were all being Speechey at the top table, and Triniti had 3 spoons which she was attacking me with. She ate all of her bread, and mine, too. There were Jelly Beans in our name things, so we fed her those, too.
After the boringness of speeches, we had some SOUP.
I had no bread.
Then we had a Su`Day Dinner.
The Yorkiepuds were the size of my head.
Well, my head is quite on the small-to-average size, so i guess they were the size of Harry's head.
Then there were Profiteroles with a strawberry. 1 Strawberry.
But yeah. Then i was stressing out because my green hairdye (Just on the tips, folks!) had run all down my back and on my hands and my arms and -even more embarrassingly - my armpits. Yeah, ewwwwwww.
It wouldn't come off, so i wore Ryan's jacket. He was an Usher, and, even though he's 10, i could fit in his jacket. :D
I rang up Ginge for a few minutes, then Issabelle.
Don't kill me! It wasn't Izz`Hore. You guys should know how much i hate that girl.
It was the NICE Issabelle. :]
We had a chat, then the Disco started up and at first they were just playing oldies crap, so me and Beth decided to get Triniti to sleep outside, where it was quiet. After 1 hour of pushing a pushchair around, Triniti was more awake than ever. It was 10pm at this time. We took her back in, and she said, "Damie wock Triniti like a baby." and you don't argue with Triniti, so i rocked her "like a baby". Then she fell asleep. Awwwwwwh.
Then me, Danni, and Bethany had a little dance, 'cause the music was getting better.
Then we went home and the rest is history.
Missing all my great great friends.
Juiced 11:57 pm
