Everything & Nothing.
21/09/2009
Let me just start this by saying:
PROOF PROOF PROOF.
& now:
Today I saw ricky walking up and i thought hey i should ask him if he fancies daisy so i asked him and he looked weird and i said you should ask her out i think she likes you she keeps talking about you and stuff and he said why dont you ask her out for me if she says yes i will dump my girlfriend now okay so i said yes and tomorrow i will ask daisy out for him and act all serious and not laugh or puke or anything and rhiannon better not ruin it because it is my job also i am writing like a retard because tbh i couldnt care less about this situation and therefore it does not require punctuation of any sort have fun decoding it.
& also.
Laurie fancies Iestyn. Yeah, we all know. Except those weird people who visit my blog to try to find out where i live. For you peodophiles; Laurie is one of the less attractive girls in our school. I mean, she has lovely hair and great skin and perfect teeth, but she is on the slightly overweight side and that is all that boys really see. (And tits.) (I'm sure Laurie has great tits, too, but i've never really checked or been curious before.) (No, i'm still not curious.) (Really.) (Why the hell am i talking about Laurie's tits? Sorry, Laurie.) But anyway, she has an insane crush on a kid in my class, Iestyn. (Yest-in). She is mildly attractive in an eyebrow-y sort of way. He has no intrest whatsoever in her but is well aware that she likes him. Anyway, in reg, he said something about fucking my mum up the ass. I was like, "Okay, Whatever, May i tell Laurie that?" And he did that weird eyebrows-in-a-line-and-retard-pout thing he does when he's CONFOOSED. Like when Laurie asked me to ask if he was single. I didn't ask outright, because he would have paired it with the way i tried to take a picture of him in reg (I just got a blur that happens when a furry creature dives to the floor) and thing that I liked him. So i said:
"Iestyn, are you seeing Georgia?" I knew he wasn't, but watch this next part:
-insert eyebrows-in-a-line-and-retard-pout thing here-
"No"
"Well, who are you seeing then?"
"Noone" Boom, got my information.
& Anyway.
Then, in RE, he was talking to Sam about Laurie. Messing about, saying that she's "Fit" and "Floats my boat". O.0
So i thought i'd make her day by writing her a letter:
Dear dearest Laurie,
Iestyn has told me that
a) The thinks you're "fit"
b) He wants to fuck my mum up the ass,
but don't worry, because he also said that,
c) You "float his boat".
Lots of un-lesbian love,
Jamie xoI wanted to make her feel good, and it was all the truth.
I added note b) to try and get her to get over him.
No such luck. She kept reading over my letter as though it was the Bible.
Kids these days. O_O
And another thing:
I was walking down the corridor when this year 7 walked past me talking to her friend. I heard, "He's engaged to Shelbie".
D:
A) Shelbie is the most bitchiest of bitches. She called me a nerd in primary school. MEANIE.
B) She is 13.
C) She is possibly seeing LEE KERR (Ultimate minter of mint. Well, topless, anyway. The face seems to get worse every tech lesson... but i still wouldn't say no.)
D) IN MY DREAM THEY KEPT SNOGGING EACH OTHER. (Although Shelbie was very understanding when i kept finding them. Totally uncharacteristic.)
E) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Juiced 11:46 am
