Nemo's Lovelife.
28/09/2009
Nemo has been fighting off the boys recently.
I mean, sure, she's
not as fit as
moi, but still...
Anyways, in English, Sam and Brad were fighting over her. Things like, "Back off, she's my bitch!" and "I saw her first!" were shouted over the heads of hard-working speech-writers.
Then, In Reg, Iestyn, Tom & Sean decided to sing "I'm easy like sunday morning" to Nemo and me, close enough that it was too close. I have growing suspicions that Tom is Gay. I mean, the whole scene in History where Harry was shoving a ruler up Tom's arse is kinda a hint.. (Caitlin said, "Stop it!" and i said, "Hey, it's a free country." which is fair enough, really. Who says two very strange boys can't have ruler-sex in History?) But it's kind of a bummer because he is slightly good-looking. (Not in an intimidatingly mint way, but in a "hey, i'd go out with you and we may even talk, too" kind of way.) Oh well. My waiting for a gay/severely camp friend is almost over. Sure, Tyler goes shopping with me, but then it normally leads to him also bringing his friends to blow up condoms outside ASDA while a middle-aged woman is staring at us in horror. Okay, me and Tyler were just watching, but still... And anyway, if the overly feeling-up morgan's tits and my legs wasn't enough, he's snogged Skye. Okay, okay, that doesn't really mean anything..
Moving on.
And in Maths. Oh God, Maths. I may have exceeded my "middle finger" limit that lesson. We were sitting in front of Llyod (Fucked up retarded Ginger) and he kept kicking my chair in a way that had even Mr. Davies thinking i was humping the desk. (What a perv.) Then he took his shoe off and proceeded to use his foot to feel my ass. Naturally, i got out a compass and stabbed him. He stopped after that. Apparently, the same thing was happening to Nemo, but with Lewis. I'd swap seats any day.
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