Oh Mighty Bridge
11/09/2009
Today, we got pulled out of Music to go into the TERRIFYING ... P.E. hall.
They'd netted it off halfway so me and Rhiannon just sat on two of the many many chairs arranged in neat rows.
Stupid us, we'd picked the ones right infront of Sam, Blaine (Did you know he's seeing Jess Chet? :O ), and Iestyn.
But God did they make me laugh.
They have this weird obsession with Rhiannon's hair.
I mean, it's nice hair, but there's no need to stroke it every 2 seconds or cup some in your hands and whisper, "My precious", is there, Sam? And no reason to Baa like a sheep, Iesyn. Or sing, "I want to have your babies", Blaine.
Craig wanted to be 'ard and poked me.
I was like, "Look, Craig, you're never going to be cool enough to poke me. That is, until you're a mass murderer later on in life." (Me and Rhiannon decided this years ago.)
Tyler and Sean were contenting themselves trying to undo Morgan's bra. She kept making these weird sex noises and leaning on me, so i was like, "Please don't moan on me, Morgan."
Then they suceeded and I had the job of fixing her up again.
Which was annoying because the break before it, Kaz` called me a Hederosexual and a Bi. I mean, i have nothing against kids/adults/whatever that are, but i'm not. So i spent 15 minutes convincing everyone that "I am, infact, female, and i am attracted to the male variety. Except Ricky."
Anyhoo, then we noticed that all the year 7s had wandered behind the curtain. A replay of that freaky Harry Potter scene where Sirius goes behind a curtain and DIES went on in my head.
We went the other side of the curtain.
There was a bike there. And lots of people sitting down. And lots of Stall-things. We joined the sitting-down people.
Mrs. P (head) stated saying some shizzle about, well, i can't remember. Therefore, it was crap.
Then some freaky year 7s walked in dressed like birds and holding large flags that seemed to be made out of tin foil.
Then some more came in, with african drums and tamborines.
I was beginning to realize that we were all joining a cult.
Then we followed them out, and (very slowly) onto, THE BRIDGE. There were these weird giant bird things, too.
Anyway, about the bridge.
Got built, then some "amazing" wrestler came to say, "Yo, it's open." Cost about 3 million pounds, apparently.
But yeah, it was a pretty big bridge and we just, well, paraded on it. Me and Rhiannon were just kinda like, :|.
And talking about how the bridge was going to break over the river and send all of us to our deaths. Funny, most year 7s started running then.
So yeah, we all looked like prats walking across a bridge led by african drummers in bird suits, and followed by giant moving birds. WTF?
There were cameras everywhere, too, like it was important or somthing.
I just did a "peace out" sign and said "Yo" to the retards with the giant lenses.
When we got back, we watched Harry go on the "Smoothie Bike". It make smoothies somehow.
And walking around eating chocolate cake with orange bits in it, and telling Morgan that she just walked up to the Teenage Pregnancy stall. Oh, and picking up freebies. Like a bike tyre repair kit. Sean said it "makes fire!".
Then we went into a bus with strangers outside of the school premises.
The strangers talked to us about, well, hairy tounges and WKD. Apparently, they were some kind of youth thing.
Any then, we got detention for missing fourth lesson and i had to have my lunch walking up.
Great day.
Juiced 10:16 am
