Sherbert, Poptarts & Vibrators
23/09/2009
Tyler sniffed sherbert today.
Well, by sniffed, i mean SNORTED.
With a 5 pound note.
I told him, "JUST SAY NO."
But he said yes and was "high" all through history.
Well, he's blonde. What more do you expect?
I have poptarts. 2 packs. Rhiannon claims she has never had any before. I must bring some in in a lunch box tomorrow. They'll be cold, but it'll be worth it. Rhiannon, go straight into form about 10 minutes early in order to enjoy the poptart sensation.
Baha. You may have noticed that "Vibrators" is included in my title.
XD
Ehhmmm...
We were having Contrasception (No, we wern't HAVING CONTRACEPTION. Bad!) in PSE.
First, we all were given sheets that explained how it, er, "worked".
Caitlin, who is totally terrified of all things sex, boy, or baby involved, was in hell. She didn't even look at the sheet. Poor Caitlin.
Then we all got to watch a nice video.
It was of "Sally" giving birth.
She had bad teeth.
Sir told us that if we felt faint, we should put our heads on the table. No sooner had he said this, than Caitlin's head made a resounding THUMP on the science desk.
There was alot of blood. (On the video; i think Caitlin was OK.)
Then Sir got out a... Model.
A plastic model.
Then he proceeded to put a condom on it.
Then Jake walked in, and said, "Sir, is that a vibrator?"
Ahahahaha.
Then we talk about female condoms, STDs, ect.
Great fun.
THE END.
Oh crap, almost forgot; Iestyn had a biscuit thrown at him, then asked Rhiannon to kiss it better, then started humping Harry. We aren't sure wheter to tell Laurie or not.
Juiced 10:47 am
