The Adventures of Cheesey The Ruler Part 3
11/02/2009
Love was in the air for Jamie's inanimate objects, and Steve and Cheesey were getting married. :]
Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were out on their honeymoon in the PE Department, having fun watching the retarded year 7s play basketball.
Tyler was to hold the ceremony, and, at first, Cheesey was slightly worried. But, over the days, Cheesey started to like Tyler. Yay.
Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were expected to attend the wedding, but, when Cheesey went to their room to give them their Bride's Bag Dresses, they were nowhere to be found!
Cheesey told Steve, but he assured Cheesey that they'd be back on time, because they're cool like that.
Cheesey beleived Steve, and the hugged. (aww!)
The next day, Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were STILL missing, and the wedding was only the next day!
Steve and Cheesey went to investigate, and found a terrible note!
Deer Chiisi and Stev.
I vil kiwl yoh if yoh mawwy eash ova.
I am a Jew and it iz nott my relijon to let gais mawwy!
Bad Chiisi!
Tuwn strayt and Stev wont dii and yoh mite get howbow bag and keylersbag back.
Ba ha ha ha ha!
Pee es: say hi to Jaymee for me!
Cheesey and Steve were shivering with terror as the Jewish 3-year-old's letter sat in their hands. Granted, the Jew had very nice hand-writing.
Handwriting that looked horribly familiar!
With a jolt, Cheesey realized who the writer was!
It was none other than Craig B!
Steve and Cheesey found it very hard to sleep that night, for 3 reasons:
1. Cheesey had gained several pounds which made his PJs uncomfy.
2. Nina's snoring was very loud.
3. There was a homosidle baby Jew trying to kill them!
But eventailly, they fell asleep.
The next day, STEVE WASN'T THERE!
"IT WAS THE JEW!" Screamed Cheesey.
Jamie and Tyler came to look, and suddenly, Tyler broke down.
"I'm. So. Sorry! It's not my fault i'm a Jew! My mum told me that if i wasn't, she'd take away my phone! I can't help it! Have Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag!" He thrust a small potato sack to Cheesey.
"What about Steve?" Cheesey asked through sobs.
"No Idea!" Tyler said honestly.
Jamie felt rather left out from this conversation, so wandered around the room, then settled on lying on the floor, for no particular reason.
She looked under the hotel bed, only to find Steve under it, with tape all over his mouth!
After Jamie had Steve back to normal, he said, "Craig did it! HE DID IT!"
"But i wrote the letter!" said Tyler. "I framed Craig!"
They all stared, lost in thought, at the door.
Then, suddenly, it opened, revealing none other than Craig himself!
"Uh. Hi." he said, seeing everyone giving him evils.
"Oh. Right. Well, My Pen, NoName, had a crush on Steve, and wouldn't go out with my Pencil, NoName! I just had to get rid of Steve! And I would've done it if it wern't for you meddling inanimate objects, and your Dumb Blonde!"
So they attacked Craig, and Tyler's mum.
And the wedding went off without a hitch.
:]
-J x
Labels: Cheesey, Craig, Hobo Bag, Jamie, Kaylasbag, Steve, Tyler, Wedding
Juiced 10:12 am
Me & Tyler's Guide To Surviving The Credit Crunch.
08/02/2009
Credit Crunch getting you down?
Well, no worries, because Jamie and Tyler are here to help!
With our fool-proof plan, we guarentee you being as poor as Hobo Bag!
Step 1: Quit Job.
Step 2: Adopt a few hundred kids. (This enables you to have money from the government - more kids = more money!)
Step 3: When the kids get hungry or ill, sell them on eBay!
Note: If children threaten to tell Social Services, (Or throw a ham sandwich at you) scream "You're going on eBay first!" This normally leads to whimpering.
Continue until you're arrested. (Jail food is free!)
Jamie & Tyler's guide to beating the credit crunch, brought to you by;
Jamie & Tyler!
-J x
Labels: Credit crunch, eBay, Hobo Bag, Jamie, Kids, Tyler
Juiced 11:26 am
The Adventures of Cheesey The Ruler Cont.
03/02/2009
Yes, it's back by popular Demand!
Cheesey was chatting to Nina's other victims, and found himself having an intense conversation with Steve, the Pen.
Poor Steve had been Jamie's best friend.
He had been her favourite Pen, in all his Blue-Ink-Glory.
But, one day, (About last week) Steve couldn't write anymore. He had amnesia and had forgotten how to Pee ink.
But Jamie still carried Steve around in Nina's Pencil-Case-Stomache.
This made Cheesey admire Jamie even more.
Cheesey and Steve had spent a lot of time together during the walk to school, and Cheesey realized that he had found True Love.
Steve felt the same way, and they hugged. :) (Aww!)
After 3rd lesson, Cheesey was becoming suspisious of the "Amazing" Hobo Bag.
He had heard Jamie and Tyler and Rhiannon talking about Hobo Bag, almost re-naming him Trampy the Tramp Bag.
And Cheesey didn't like Hobo Bag one tiny bit.
He had the infamous SPAR logo tatooed across his left side, and the words; "Jamie-Lea C. Year 8" on his right.
Apparently, he had the honour of carrying Jamie's PE kit around all day.
Oh, how Cheesey envied him.
Steve felt angry at this new intruder endangering Cheesey's relationship with Jamie, and made a plan with Cheesey for Revenge!
Jamie was going to dump Hobo Bag inside Beryl's closet after PE, and that was Cheesey and Steve's oppotunity.
They hugged each other as they jumped out of Jamie's bag, and ran for Beryl's closet once Jamie had gotten rid of Hobo Bag.
They got inside, but couldn't find Hobo Bag anywhere!
So they sat there and Cried. Together. (Aww!)
Then they heard a raspy murmer from behind the Radiator.
"So, it that your name, Kayla'sBag?"
"It is indeedy." came a squeaky voice from the same direction.
"It's not often that someone like me - Tacky, SPAR-like, - gets to meet someone like you, Kayla'sBag. I mean, look at your pull-strings!"
"Well, I am proud of my family Name. Us ReeBoks are very upper-class, i suppose."
"Lets get Married!" Said Hobo Bag.
So Cheesey and Steve Attended the wedding of Kayla'sBag and Hobo Bag, and forgave Hobo Bag for taking all the attention.
Labels: Cheesey, Hobo Bag, Jamie, Kayla, Love, Rhiannon, Steve, Tyler
Juiced 11:46 am
Hobo Bag.
Hobo Bag has had some hard times.
He has been locked in Beryl's closet.
He has been stuffed in Tyler's bag.
He has been in a Maths classroom.
He has been carried around alot.
He has been Drawn on.
He has been laughed at.
He has been used to carry a P.E.kit.
He has been almost re-named to Trampy The Tramp Bag.
He has been lying in a shelf in the SPAR for most of his life.
Poor Hobo Bag. :[
-J x
Labels: Bag, Beryl, Hobo Bag, Maths, P.E., SPAR, Tramp, Tyler
Juiced 2:39 am
