The Adventures of Cheesey The Ruler Part 3
11/02/2009
Love was in the air for Jamie's inanimate objects, and Steve and Cheesey were getting married. :]
Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were out on their honeymoon in the PE Department, having fun watching the retarded year 7s play basketball.
Tyler was to hold the ceremony, and, at first, Cheesey was slightly worried. But, over the days, Cheesey started to like Tyler. Yay.
Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were expected to attend the wedding, but, when Cheesey went to their room to give them their Bride's Bag Dresses, they were nowhere to be found!
Cheesey told Steve, but he assured Cheesey that they'd be back on time, because they're cool like that.
Cheesey beleived Steve, and the hugged. (aww!)
The next day, Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag were STILL missing, and the wedding was only the next day!
Steve and Cheesey went to investigate, and found a terrible note!
Deer Chiisi and Stev.
I vil kiwl yoh if yoh mawwy eash ova.
I am a Jew and it iz nott my relijon to let gais mawwy!
Bad Chiisi!
Tuwn strayt and Stev wont dii and yoh mite get howbow bag and keylersbag back.
Ba ha ha ha ha!
Pee es: say hi to Jaymee for me!
Cheesey and Steve were shivering with terror as the Jewish 3-year-old's letter sat in their hands. Granted, the Jew had very nice hand-writing.
Handwriting that looked horribly familiar!
With a jolt, Cheesey realized who the writer was!
It was none other than Craig B!
Steve and Cheesey found it very hard to sleep that night, for 3 reasons:
1. Cheesey had gained several pounds which made his PJs uncomfy.
2. Nina's snoring was very loud.
3. There was a homosidle baby Jew trying to kill them!
But eventailly, they fell asleep.
The next day, STEVE WASN'T THERE!
"IT WAS THE JEW!" Screamed Cheesey.
Jamie and Tyler came to look, and suddenly, Tyler broke down.
"I'm. So. Sorry! It's not my fault i'm a Jew! My mum told me that if i wasn't, she'd take away my phone! I can't help it! Have Hobo Bag and Kayla'sBag!" He thrust a small potato sack to Cheesey.
"What about Steve?" Cheesey asked through sobs.
"No Idea!" Tyler said honestly.
Jamie felt rather left out from this conversation, so wandered around the room, then settled on lying on the floor, for no particular reason.
She looked under the hotel bed, only to find Steve under it, with tape all over his mouth!
After Jamie had Steve back to normal, he said, "Craig did it! HE DID IT!"
"But i wrote the letter!" said Tyler. "I framed Craig!"
They all stared, lost in thought, at the door.
Then, suddenly, it opened, revealing none other than Craig himself!
"Uh. Hi." he said, seeing everyone giving him evils.
"Oh. Right. Well, My Pen, NoName, had a crush on Steve, and wouldn't go out with my Pencil, NoName! I just had to get rid of Steve! And I would've done it if it wern't for you meddling inanimate objects, and your Dumb Blonde!"
So they attacked Craig, and Tyler's mum.
And the wedding went off without a hitch.
:]
-J x
Labels: Cheesey, Craig, Hobo Bag, Jamie, Kaylasbag, Steve, Tyler, Wedding
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