Cheesey took a long time to get over Steve's death.

He had become a very vacant ruler, without much enthusiasm for anything.

But that all changed when Tyler demanded custard. Of Cheesey, obviously.

So Jamie gave up Cheesey with a slight regret.

It was then that Cheesey embarked on his new life of Crime.

"Let's set fire to things!" said Tyler with a gleam in his eye.

And, from then on, Cheesey was Tyler's partener in Crime.

Skye was Jelous.

When Jamie saw Cheesey next, he has several scary tattoos, an extra hole on his side, and had fully recovered from Steve getting eaten by cannibals. He was ex-perimenting in DATING.

First, he walked up to Nina, and said, in a very deep, scary voice, "Date me, hot stuff."

Nina ate him and wouldn't let him out until tea time.

Then, he walked up to NoName, Daisy's bag, and said, in his scary deep voice, "Date me, hot stuff."

NoName Spat at him and told him he was a man.

Cheesey said that wasn't a problem.

NoName told Cheesey that he was a Jew.

Cheesey ran away.

Cheesey was having no luck with his Dating plan. Aww. Poor Cheesey.

So, in English, when no-one was looking (He didn't want to break his thug image!), He cried. Aww. Poor Cheesey.

Audrey, Daisy's Ruler, asked him what was wrong.

He replied, in his usual (Not deep &+ scary) voice; "I just can't take it anymore! Tyler is making me an arsonist, i am running out of money for nuclear bombs, I have to act tough, Stevie-poos is dead, no-one will date me, and - and - I -" He broke out with fresh sobs that made everyone look at him. "I WANT COOKIES!!!" He said, trying to choke back some tears.

Suddenly, Audrey hugged him, and everything was OK.

Tyler had no Skittles for an hour,

Cheesey sold some Cheesians on eBay for money,

No-one cared that he didn't act tough,

Cheesey had Audrey now,

and Jamie bought him cookies.

*Note = Don't be fooled - ALL inanimate objects are Male. Even Nina. He just wears Drag. Audrey's pink, but he can be "well 'ard".

-J x