Cheesey The Ruler Part 4.
15/02/2009
Cheesey and Steve's lives were great after the Tyler-Craig-Jew thing.
Craig got done for the meanie he is, and was sentenced to 5 hours of MATHS. (Insert Jaws theme music here.)
Tyler's Mum said sorry and gave them all cookies.
And they were pretty darn happy.
Later, Cheesey and Jamie were walking home from Tyler's house, cookies in hand.
Jamie stopped off in the SPAR for some Skittles.
Cheesey was terrified of the SPAR, ever since he met Hobo Bag.
Hobo bag had bad stories of the SPAR...
So, anyway, Cheesey decided to stay outside while Jamie bought her E-numbers.
That was when he saw them...
Thousands of tiny protractors, skuttling about outside the SPAR.
Suddenly, they turned to Cheesey.
They advanced, baring their plastic teeth.
"Cannibals." Said Cheesey, under his breath.
They ran towards him.
One fell over.
Then suddenly, it was as if they all fell over at once, but didn't bother getting back up.
Then Cheesey realized.
They were
bowing.For him?
He felt he had to make a speech.
"Uh. Hi. I am Cheesey.. And, I, uh.. Am your king! No - your God! No - Your CHEESUS!"
The cannibalistic protractors applauded, screeching "Cheesus!" in unison.
So Cheesey was the Cheesus of Cheesiantity.
He liked that.
So he ran home, not bothering to wait for Jamie, to tell Steve, with all his millions of Cheesians following.
"Hi Stevie-poos! I'm home!" He said, running through the door, accompanied by the Cheesians.
"Oh. Hi. Who are they, Cheesey-poos?" Steve Said.
"They are my Cheesians, Stevie-poos!"
Steve looked puzzled.
Cheesey explained.
"So, in short," Steve said, "They are Cheesians. You are their Cheesus. And you rule Cheesiantity."
"YESH!" Cheesey proclaimed.
"I'll make some coffee for your Cheesians, then, Cheesey-poos."
The Cheesians didn't seem to understand a word of English, but sipped their coffee politely. For Cannibals, y'know.
When Cheesey returned from his shower, Steve was nowhere to be found!
The Cheesians looked at him sheepishly.
So Cheesey Ran at them with his sharpest side, ready to maim his followers and collect every last peice of his beloved Steve, no matter how many had had a part in eating him.
But the Cheesians escaped, never to be seen again.
Poor Cheesey. :(
Cheesey held a Funeral for Steve nevertheless, with Rhiannon, Jamie, Tyler, Hobo Bag, Daisy, Kayla'sBag, Nina, and some Cheesians that had given up their cannibalistic ways for coffee.
On the Gravestone, Cheesey had engraved:
Here Lies Stevie-poos.
Loved by many.
Eaten by even more.
It was hard for him, but Kayla'sBag assured him in her squeaky voice that it had to be done.
Rhiannon seemed to enjoy the depressingness of it all, so Cheesey kicked her.
And, although everyone was sad then, Steve had a very nice send-off. :)
-J x
Labels: Cannibals, Cheesey, Cheesianity, Cheesians, Cheesus, Coffee, Cookies, Craig, Daisy, Jamie, Kaylasbag, Maths, Nina, Rhiannon, SPAR, Steve, Tyler
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