Me & Tyler's Guide To Surviving The Credit Crunch.
08/02/2009
Credit Crunch getting you down?
Well, no worries, because Jamie and Tyler are here to help!
With our fool-proof plan, we guarentee you being as poor as Hobo Bag!
Step 1: Quit Job.
Step 2: Adopt a few hundred kids. (This enables you to have money from the government - more kids = more money!)
Step 3: When the kids get hungry or ill, sell them on eBay!
Note: If children threaten to tell Social Services, (Or throw a ham sandwich at you) scream "You're going on eBay first!" This normally leads to whimpering.
Continue until you're arrested. (Jail food is free!)
Jamie & Tyler's guide to beating the credit crunch, brought to you by;
Jamie & Tyler!
-J x
Labels: Credit crunch, eBay, Hobo Bag, Jamie, Kids, Tyler
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